He’s Tired of This Crap · 12:13am Sep 5th, 2020
*Reading a book grasped in his hooves*
“Hey! Nymph!”
*Sigh* “Oh boy, what now.” *Turns around. “What is it?”
“Heh, hey hole-hoo—”
“Yeah, yeah, hole-hooves I get it. What the hell do you want?”
“How do you think you—”
“I’m talkin’ to the big scaaaary bully, I’ve heard it all before.”
“Pffft, you damn right! I’d be surprised if you ha—”
“Yeah, yeah, I have no friends, whatever.”
“And look at that stupid—”
“It’s Warriors, yes, whatever’s I’m a furry or whatever, right back at you bitch.”
“Watch your mouth, or—”
“Orphan-smorphan, we’ve heard before, be creative.”
*Sweating* “W-Well... y-your braid makes you look—”
“Gay. Whatever floats your boat.”
*Stuttering* “S-Stop cutting me off!”
“Eh, okay. But I certainly turned your mom on last night.”
“You take that back!”
“They’re words, I can’t take’em back.”
“Y-You jerk!”
“And your mom certainly enjoyed watching.”
*Sniffling* “I-I’m telling Thorax on you!” *Runs off*
“Whatever man.”
(This was pretty much a vent)
I’m sure you’d already expect this reaction, but: SAVAAAAGE.
Heh, perfect. Liked the comeback to Warriors (no one messes with the best book series ever)
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Heh, thanks. This shite is such a daily occurrence that I’m practically like, “if it turns you at night, go ahead.”
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Aww, Hero...
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Yeah. It’s more annoying than damaging
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Yep. Especially those in 6-8 grade
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Still, you're such a great person, you don't deserve to be treated like that
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Thanks
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Yep
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Of course
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You have my sympathy.
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Thanks
Almost all of my middle school bullies turned cool and some even my friends in high school.
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Huh, nice