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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 56 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 252 views
  • 64 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 697 views
  • 93 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 592 views
  • 96 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 543 views
  • 98 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 421 views
Jun
13th
2020

boing, boing, WAHOO · 8:06pm Jun 13th, 2020

we recently started practicing 1st frame wallkicks in super mario 64 for no real reason other than we like them. our record so far is 13.

the same day, we were playing an sm64 romhack (The Green Comet), and to get one of the stars, instead of the intended method, we did four first frame wallkicks in a row

it felt pretty badass. that is all

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Hey, that’s nice!

Nice! Out of curiosity since you like super Mario 64, do you like banjo kazooie?

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surprisingly no, it infuriates on an almost primal level. the design aesthetic, collect-a-thon bs, and almost everything else about it turns us off. it's very possible it's a great game, however. just not for us.

we were bigger fans of diddy kong racing back in the day

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it's very possible it's a great game, however. just not for us.

I really wish more people had this attitude about a lot of things in life. It wouldn’t solve all of our problems but it would certainly make the world a better place.

Kind of curious, ever play Jak X combat racing? Or any of the Jak and Daxter games?

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negatory. we didn't own most of the sony consoles, and whenever we got one, we were usually focused on RPGs

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Aw bummer! If you ever get the chance to play them I'd highly recommend it, they are great games, though the 1st Jak and Daxter is very similar to crash bandicoot

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