Contractually Obligated Blog Post 666 · 1:47am Jun 4th, 2020
It’s actually a site requirement.
Most of y’all don’t know this.
Because most of y’all don’t read the terms and conditions.
Or, as some of us call it, the ransom letter.
That’s not the point, though.
Ponies in devil costumes are cute.
Legit cute.
Even actual pony devils, I’m sure.
Rarity is one sexy devil.
Just couldn't hold off 'til Halloween, could you!? Nope. Not possible, thank goodness you post too often for that!
Rarity as a devil and Twilight as an angel...a perfect match!
666 gets all the headlines, but 888 is where the fun is?
Then again, intersecting moebian hypertorii tends to drive mortals insane.
So, is this where you post more Bat (out of Hell) pones? Would you do anything for love....but you won't do that?
Average working ponies dressing up as demons makes me very happy.
Very poor choice of words.....
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I still say that the pie-hating demon Dash was the best evil Mane 6.
Raven Inkwell is the cutest, fight me.
I know you're trying to focus on Sonata in that one, but dressing up for Halloween as the thing you are always amuses me (and it technically applies to both of the others; Adagio was around during a time when that sort of look was in style, after all)
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Fixed it for you!
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Well, that would have been ideal, but i’d’ve had a torch mob after me for a four month dry spell, y’know? Fate deals us the hand, and we play the cards as they fall.
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I know, right? Rarity knows what’s up.
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I dunno about 888. 88 is, of course, untouchable; we all know that. 8888 is less well-known, but is the number of an infamous runaway train--not untouchable, but Unstoppable.
Eights are lucky in Chinese, we all know that, and the trend seems to be towards ‘un-whatever,’ so in honor of Mr. Whitman, maybe ‘untranslatable?’
So does the vacuum routing on a 1984 S-10 with a 2.8 litre V6, it turns out. Practically had to sell my soul to the devil to understand it.
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Of all Meatloaf’s wisdom, when it comes to bolts, two out of three ain’t bad.
Also:
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They’re dressed up?
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Amazingly, that reference went over my head, even though I’m sure I should get it.
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I can’t fight you because you’re right. Full stop.
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Aria: I’m gonna be a mermaid.
Adagio: (sighs) Again?
Sonata: That’s kind of on the nose, isn’t it?
Aria: Look, this clamshell bra is comfy. And what about your peplos, Dagi?
Adagio: I haven’t worn it in nearly a thousand years, okay?
Sonata: They’ve been out of fashion for that long?
Adagio: And it’s comfortable.
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I saw Meatloaf at the GSR back in February.
I dunno if he ever performed there, but they had it on the menu.
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That gif of Rarity . . . you know, for a show that was primarilly targeted for little girls, the writers knocked more than one ball out of the park.
While I suspect that idea meetings and script writing is boring (it turns out shooting a stunt in a movie is, who knew? Turns out you can fall asleep while one of your fellow stunt
poniesmen is cracking a fire whip over you), I have an idea that the entire genesis of that gag is that the writers were working on the show and M.A. Larson casually strolled through the meeting, and dropped a signed beer coaster which also said “Rarity shreds a guitar” (in Sharpie, ‘cause that’s how Larson rolls), and thus we have Rarity kills it once again.5276824
I’ve never seen the man perform his music, but I’ve seen him in movies and he legit winds up getting eaten in one of them.
On the nose? You bet.
Point is, Meatloaf is on the menu.
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Damn straight. Guy's an icon.
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It's a specific version of the "unhand her, villain (when he's holding her over a cliff)" gag; a screencap was provided. I refuse to believe that you don't recognize the role that killed Heath Ledger.
Real talk: after getting into the Joker's headspace, the only way out of it was the one Ledger took. I'd say that it wasn't the best idea to put a method actor through that, but he wouldn't be the first person Hollywood drove insane.
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It's good either way.
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No, I totally got what movie it’s from, I just didn’t know the specific reference you were going for there. That’s probably my favorite Batman movie in the entire franchise.
It probably wasn’t the only way, but I am sympathetic and understanding. I’ve gotten deep enough in a story before that the line between fantasy and reality blurred.
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