...thanks, google translate. I didn't need my sides today.

So. I got bored after a stressful day of work. And I took google translate. And I put the lyrics to "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift into it, then translated it into 10 different languages, including Punjabi, Gaelic, Italian, Japanese and a few others I have forgotten. Then I translated back to english. I've been laugh-crying for like 10 minutes now. I hope this brightens your day.
Allow me to present, 'You Belong With Me" also translated as "To The Point":

Connect with friends
He is sad
Discuss your story
"He doesn't understand my jokes like me."
I'm in the room
Today is Tuesday
Listen to music he doesn't like
And he wouldn't know his story like me
Instead, wear your short skirt
I was wearing a shirt
He was a happy captain
to go
He slept the day you woke up
Finding what you are looking for is a full time job

If you know, I'm the person you know
Everything is fine. Please don't look.
Do it yourself
Do it yourself

Brass weighs you and your pants
I can't help but think where I should be
Think about yourself near the park
Not easy
And your smile can stop the whole city
I never met you, but you haven't met him yet
Whatever you say
I know you too
Hi, do you have anything for that girl?
He has high legs
I have shoes
He was a happy captain, I attacked
He slept the day you woke up
Finding what you are looking for is a full time job

If you can tell me I'm someone you know
Everything is fine. Please don't look.
Do it yourself
Wait and wait for the backdoor
I do not understand
Stay with me
Do it yourself

I remember coming home at midnight
The team that made her laugh
When I cry
I sing your best song
Broadcast your dreams
I think I know where you are
I think you know you're with me

Didn't you know me?
Everything is fine. Please don't look.
Do it yourself
Wait and wait for the backdoor
Always
Because I do not know
Your husband is mine
Do it yourself
Do it yourself
Have you ever thought about it?
Do it yourself
Do it yourself

That is all.

-pencil

Comments

[Daemon McRae]

Jesus this goes from bad translation to fucking creepypasta.

[anonpencil]

5264074
Right??

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Ah, yes. There's a YouTube channel that does this. She then sings them.

[MikiStenbeck]

5264075
Google Translate is known for messing up, look up Google Translate goes nuts on Youtube,

Have fun, :D

[Axel Azabash]

I’m just wondering... what would happen if this translation is applied to a fragment of a broken love story? One with a lot of dirty words or specially emotive... or a fluttershy wants in your pants one...

[Trick Question]

Wait and wait for the backdoor

The timeless love song

[tsaukpaetra]

In the end, you must need to do it yourself.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Here's a video from the channel I was talking about.