I dunno why I did this · 11:33am Apr 3rd, 2020
Ever wonder if Seto Kaiba was in MK11? Of course not, but for some reason I did.
Kano: Every man has his price.
Kaiba: The question is if it's worth paying.
Kano: Time for a tech demo.
Kaiba: You used to deal with my father.
Kano: Here to continue the family business?
Kaiba: More like closing old accounts.
Kaiba: So, you're the Chosen One?
Liu Kang: A title bestowed on me by the Elder Gods.
Kaiba: You were ludicrous enough already.
Kaiba: I settle for nothing less than being the best.
Liu Kang: You must accept yourself when you fall short.
Kaiba: Spare me the speeches.
Kung Lao: There's no shame in being second-best.
Kaiba: I wouldn't know.
Kung Lao: You'll learn soon enough.
Kaiba: So, where's the cheerleader back-up?
Cassie: I don't need my squad to take you.
Kaiba: Afraid they'll see me humiliate you?
Cassie: What's your deal?
Kaiba: I'm the number one ranked duelist in the world.
Cassie: Children's card games, you must be so proud.
Erron: So what's your beef, boss?
Kaiba: I wanted you to duel Yugi, not shoot him.
Erron: He brought a trading card to a gunshow.
Erron: My rates have gone up.
Kaiba: Don't worry, I can afford it.
Erron: This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Kaiba: You're older than you look?
Erron: Been here for a few thousand years.
Kaiba: I've heard that one before.
Kaiba: Earthrealm isn't yours to conquer.
Shao Kahn: Nor is it yours to rule!
Kaiba: Closer to it than you'll ever be.
Shao Kahn: You face the Emperor of Outworld.
Kaiba: Get over yourself, they have.
Shao Kahn: I will put you in your place!
Shang Tsung: I desire your ancient soul.
Kaiba: Can't take something that doesn't exist.
Shang Tsung: Skepticism, or self-awareness?
Shang Tsung: In your former life, you were more respectful.
Kaiba: The only life I care about is the one I'm living now.
Shang Tsung: Then what comes next will be distressing.
Kaiba: You face a man with ten thousand cards.
Shang Tsung: I control ten thousand souls.
Kaiba: Ever hear of KaibaCorp?
Johnny: Talent without showmanship is wasted.
Kaiba: Showmanship without talent is pathetic.
Johnny: You want talent? Come closer.
Johnny: That ego of yours needs to be taken down a peg.
Kaiba: You suggesting I star in Ninja Mime?
Johnny: Suggesting someone shoves that disc up your ass.
Johnny: So what do you do?
Kaiba: Command dragons, warriors, beasts of war.
Johnny: Sounds like my last movie shoot.
Kaiba: Spare me the whole thunder god act.
Raiden: It is no act, Seto Kaiba.
Kaiba: And a pretty cheap costume, too.
Kaiba: I'm the CEO of KaibaCorp.
Raiden: I am a god of truth and light.
Kaiba: You're already boring me.
Cetrion: You mock and defame the Elder Gods.
Kaiba: Is there a reason I should care?
Cetrion: You shall receive retribution.
Kaiba: I'll give you one chance to walk away.
Cetrion: You are an ignorant child in over his head.
Kaiba: The last man to say that lost his company to me.
Seto Kaiba, the poster boy for flat-Earth atheism, in a kontest of gods and immortals...
Yeah, I can see the appeal, if only for the sheer absurdity of it all.
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Could be like Yuna in Dissidia Final Fantasy, summoning his monsters from cards to attack.
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"With Kronika's hourglass under my control, all of time was mine to command. History bent to my will, free to be remolded as I saw fit... as if any of that garbage is real. I shattered that hunk of junk and threw the remains into the Sea of Blood."
"Besides, it's not like I needed it. I'm already the richest, most powerful man on the planet, and someday I'll defeat Yugi and remind everyone of that fact. Everything I could ever want is at my fingertips. With money, power, and technology, there's nothing I can't afford. All that 'Elder God' and 'Titan' nonsense may have been a farce, but those that believed it should kneel to me. Because I'm about as close to a God as this world will ever see - the God of Games. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Dumbass idea. DIO in MK11.
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Who's Dio?
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Dio Brando. From Jojo.
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No clue who that is.
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Taken from the official JoJo's Bizzare Adventure wiki:
Dio Brando (ディオ・ブランドー Dio Burandō), known simply as DIO(ＤＩＯ
ディオ
)
from Part 3onwards, is the main antagonist of both Phantom Blood and Stardust Crusaders. However, his influence is felt through all of the first six parts of the series up to Stone Ocean, with major characters such as Giorno Giovanna or Enrico Pucci being directly connected to him.
Originally a man of low birth but peerless ambition, Dio is a villain of little conscience, vast cunning, and an insatiable hunger for power. After becoming a vampire and later a Stand user, Dio has gathered around him many minions and is responsible for many major events of the series, from the death of Jonathan Joestar to the Joestar Family's sudden acquisition of Stand power, and his legacy persists throughout the series.
Dio is the father of Giorno Giovanna, the protagonist of Vento Aureo, as well as a handful of otherillegitimate offspring.
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ok
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Yeah. I highly recommend JJBA. Parts 1-3 are on Netflix.