Everything Wrong with Twilight Glimmer in however long it takes to read this · 1:33am Jan 20th, 2020
1. I stole this idea from BradyBunch
2. My family makes a lot of money, so I’m pretty spoiled.
3. I watch Teen Titans Go! regularly, and enjoy it.
3.5. I wasn’t old enough to care about the original Teen Titans when it aired.
4. I accidentally called my Samsung an iPhone once.
5. I don’t have an iPhone.
6. I used to call my iPod Touch an iPhone to make me feel better about not having a phone.
7. I used to have rap battles.
8. I hype things up, then forget about them until it’s too late.
9. I canceled Comedy Week on the 3rd day because I was getting too many upvotes on the first 2 stories.
10. I’m a kid writer.
11. I give people writing advice even though I haven't graduated from middle school.
12. I actually think people care about my personal life.
13. I lose expensive things.
14. I have at least 3 social media accounts that I haven’t looked at in months, if not years.
15. I didn’t go to BronyCon 2019.
16. No matter where I go, I always manage to gain popularity. Most of the time I’m not even trying.
17. I brag without realizing it.
18. I interrupt people a lot.
19. I have a very high IQ, and I don’t do anything with it.
20. I listen to trending music.
21. I never act my age. I’m either stuffing my face with candy or wishing I was old enough to obtain alcohol.
22. I’ve actually tried a sip of beer once. I hated it.
23. I once beat a kid up because he entered my clubhouse.
24. I don’t hate Danielle Bregoli
25. I’m a massive hypocrite.
26. If I followed my own advice, I’d probably be way happier than I am now.
27. I learned acting by faking emotions when necessary.
28. I get overestimated a lot.
29. I don’t like having my hair curly.
30. I stay up until 1 AM on school nights.
31. I have irregular eating patterns.
32. I was dissatisfied with the Be Our Guest restaurant at Disney World. It was the only bad meal I had when I was there.
33. I hate it when people say “At least we tried”.
34. I have faith in people sometimes.
35. I once ate a fruit snack off a cafeteria floor. I got a stomach bug a week later.
36. I used to be ugly. Like, really ugly.
37. I still wear clothes from Justice.
38. I call myself a writer when almost everything I’ve written has been under 2,000 words.
39. I don’t know how to dab.
40. I don’t care about politics.
41. I enjoy watching a show about lesbian rocks crying.
42. I like watching the epilogue to the show about lesbian rocks crying.
43. I still care about a show I watched when I was 8.
44. Some of my blog posts are way too long.
45. I don’t have a Netflix account.
46. I am really messy.
47. I am a MASSIVE perfectionist.
48. I plan for events that may not happen.
49. None of my stories have plots. Or if they do, they aren’t very good.
50. There’s actually more.
Well, there it is.
That’s all for tonight, hope you all have a wonderful evening, and peace out!
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(I’m kidding, I know BradyBunch has a lot of good ideas.)
Hmm. Not bad at all! I can be messy as well. I don't really care much for politics as well, though I am a flamming hardcore Democrat.
Noice. Imma do my own 2morrow
Also, kid author? How old r u? I'm 15
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"You're dead to me, can-opener!"
But for real, might have to do this too sometime!
5188922
I’m 14, but pretty much all of my stories were written when I was 13, except for Good Morning Ponyville.
Heh. Same.
I will probably never stop going there tbh........
5188922
Wait, you're fifteen???? I thought you were, like, 20!!
5188925
Huh.
Good to hear you did well on your tests and your project!
Nice list. I should do one. Maybe.
I don't think any pony would read it, though.
None of that is to be ashamed of. Everyone has their personal opinions and likes.
5188936
I think this is some sort of parody. Kind of. I dunno
My replies (based on the same correlating number on your list)
5. Neither do I
12. We do care
13. I break expensive things
14. Same
15. Neither did i
18. Same
21. Neither do I
24. I don't know who that is
25. So am I
30. I pull all-nighters on school nights
34. So do I
36. I'm still ugly
39. Good
40. Whereas I hate 'em
48. Hope for the best, plan for the worst
49. Have you looked at my stories?!
50. We're not flawless, we're work in progress
Sweet! So now I can give you the same treatment!
"Spoiled" is a subjective term. Look at the time and place which we are living. We are all spoiled.
I, too, consider it a bit of a guilty pleasure.
I would have fallen right into their target age demographic, but I grew up in a home without cable. If it wasn't was the local library, I didn't watch it.
The other day, I called Alexa "Siri" and wondered why the dang thing wasn't working.
Point is, we often misname things.
There is nothing made by Apple in my home.
At least you're growing up in a time in which cell phones exist. At your age, I had to use pay phones and memorize numbers.
That, actually, sounds like fun.
Ha, ha... same...
I'm confused. I thought that would keep you going.
So? I've been writing stories since I learned to spell.
Again, so? Advice is advice, doesn't matter where it comes from. If you have something helpful to give, then give it.
I think you're missing the whole point of "community". I would just caution you as to how much you put online.
Nothing personal, but you're a kid. Kids lose things.
It just happens. When I was about your age, I lost my house keys.
Don't worry, you'll get better at it.
Same.
You and about a couple hundred people.
That's not necessarily a bad thing. Just means your personable and approachable. Don't lose that.
You'll grow out of it.
Maybe that's something you should work on...
Sadly, most don't.
Gak! Why? (Yes, I'm old)
Same. Except I'm wishing I was in a situation where I could drink alcohol.
Beer is an acquired taste. My sister doesn't like it either.
It also depends on the beer.
LOL!
Who?
Atleast you acknowledge it. Which is more than what I can say for others...
Depends... Problem is you'll never really know.
Interesting way to learn a skill...
That's other people's problem. Not yours.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
You need your sleep!
...But, then, I pretty much do the same...
That doesn't sound good--especially since you're still growing. You can get away with it more when you're older.
I'm pretty much dissatisfied with Disney as a whole...
I believe context is needed in such situations.
That can either be a good thing or a bad thing...
Well, that's your own dang fault.
*cough* Says the person who ate a whole pizza that had been sitting out in a dorm lobby all day *cough**cough* And the same person who put themselves in the hospital for eating a cold cut sandwich that had been sitting out for hours *cough*
Aren't you being just a tad harsh on yourself?
I have no idea what that is.
Give it time, you'll be racking up more words in no time.
Please, never learn.
Give it about ten more years
What...? 0_0
You'll find it to be the first of many.
And, yet, people still read them :)
You, and about half the people on Netflix.
*tries to hide my own clutter*
So am I. But, I've learned to let some things go over the years. You will, too, eventually
Preparedness is the key to survival.
Give it time and just keep working on at it.
*cries*
*cries some more*
5189005
I had been on the site for 3 months, and two of my stories were at the top of the featured box. I got a tad overwhelmed. That was also a time where I responded to comments regularly.
It’s called Steven Universe, it’s a lot better than I described it as.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNe8bDJda0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66h5dGoQ1IU
It's store for tween girls. Glitter, sequins, rainbows, etc.
5189013
Yeah, I can see how that could happen...
I thought they were gender neutral and just presented feminine(?) IDK, I never watched the show.
Oh, "Cash Me Outside" Girl? Yeah, she's fine so long she stays at least five steps away from me.
So, basically, everything I avoid
Well, at least you tried X3
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/10d1ab27-6960-4f29-90f4-ef99fcc8a075
Steven Universe?