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  • 1 week
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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    9 comments · 143 views
  • 2 weeks
    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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    3 comments · 156 views
  • 2 weeks
    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

    Once again, though a good bit late, I bring it upon myself to memorialize an author via reviews of their stories. Though this time, it's different, as I had no connection to Jordan179 and only learned of his passing (three years ago this month, coincidentally), from this post

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  • 3 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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  • 4 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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Jan
14th
2020

Fic recs, January 14th: Mic the Microphone edition! · 2:56pm Jan 14th, 2020

Something I haven't had a chance to advertise in a while: notorious Wallflower Blush fan Scampy is now reviewing stories! I like the scale. :D

Illya Leonov's newest reading is The 24th Pegasus's Why?!

The next reader for the list is the inimitable Mic the Microphone! Here the list of stories he's done that I've already read:

Cupcakes (part two)
Totally_Not_Furry's I'd Like to Be a Tree (Mature, so no link)
Argembarger's The Spiderses! (part two)
Ebon Mane's The Cough!
Rainbow Factory (parts two, three, four and five)
Blueshift's Airshipping Is Magic!
Patty Cakes
Friendly Uncle's Fluffershy
My Little Dashie (parts two and three)
Pinkie Pie Watches Paint Dry!
TheOnly's Sweetie Belle Finds Out Where Babies Are Made
Dubs Rewatcher's ...But the Kitchen Sink! (parts two and three)
kickass222urmom's Pinkie Pie Learns a New Word

And here's the list of stories I haven't!

H: 0 R: 0 C: 5 V: 1 N: 2

And Then They Did It. by Lordskelzor
Reading
Mature probably
Genre: Crackfic
Off to a great start. :B This story is only available on Google Docs (still!), and while it's not actually explicit, ehhhhhh. It's basically a more offensive and over-the-top version of Goddammit Pinkie Pie, so I laughed but laughed less the longer it went on. I mean, you can judge for yourself whether you'll want to read it via the presence of the word "gaytard". Really shows its age! There's a second part with "hi-larious" incest that isn't really worth reading.
Vaguely Recommended

Equestrian Pie by cloppyhooves
Reading
Reading by slickdash
Mature: Sex
Genre: Sexual Comedy
I really need to pay more attention to these descriptions, because the first mention of what Soarin does to the pie caught me off guard in a hilarious way. So yeah, this is a goofy take on just what Soarin was doing before and during Best Night Ever. The funniest part is the various euphemisms for a certain substance. I had an enjoy.
Recommended If You Like Sexual Comedy

Quest for the Friendship Stones by Polly
Reading
Genre: Crackfic
There's a DA link for this story, but it was since taken down, so I'm not even bothering. Given Mic's penchant for, shall we say, ad-libbing, I don't know how much of this is actually part of the story, but it was good, wacky fun. It's the kind of story lots of people wrote way back in the way back, as they tried to process the whole "ponies are cool now" thing. It plays heavily on the old "grab my tail" comic and is basically just a bunch of over-the-top epic and/or sexy(?) shenanigans. I liked it. :)
Recommended for Laughs

My Little Lobster by Blueshift
Reading
Genre: Blueshift Fic
Ahh, here's a classic, another of Blueshift's litany of "Twixie but they're something else" stories. Maybe not his best one, being as it is just a lengthy string of sea puns. But it's still the kind of goofy randomness we know and love. What a bizarre story.
Recommended If You Like Weird Shit

Im nut ok i Promiss by dark-bloodysoul666
Reading (part 1)
Genre: My Immortal Parody
It's a shame Mic never finished this one (Wayback Machine says there were 14 chapters at one point), because it's hilarious. Maybe no My Harshwhinnial, but really, what could be? (Check here for a slightly longer review.)
Troll Recommended

Unicorn horns by nanodox
Reading
Mature: Sex
Genre: Crackclop
People wanted these stories read, it seems. Well, this is about what you'd expect, pretty funny, occasionally trying too hard but overall highly amusing and not necessarily sexy in any way.
Troll Recommended

spike's selfish [erverted desires by Interrobang-Pie
Reading
Mature: Sex
Genre: Crackclop
Wow, there's a name I haven't heard sinceā€¦ probably 2011. c.c Too bad he left us with this. I mean, it's funny in that he wrote it without using the backspace key, leading the reader on incredible phonetic gymnastics. But it's a story about Spike creeping on Twilight and having sex with her, and even in jest, I just, no.
Not Recommended

Hit the High Note by coppertoe1215
Reading
Genre: Dark
So this guy writes a story shipping Vinyl Scratch and Mic the Microphone, only it's an abusive relationship that ends in a police standoff and Mic dead at the hands of the author's self-insert, and Mic was highly amused by this and did a reading of it. I honestly don't know what to think about any of that.
Not Recommended

And the rest of the stories aren't finished and I kind of don't really want to read them anyway. >:B God, that was kind of torture and considerably fewer stories than it felt like. Really weird seeing my audiobook list empty! I should be able to do the next reader as a single edition, too, but once again you'll have to wait to find out who it is!

Comments ( 7 )

This takes me back. I listened to Mic a lot. Maybe this was why after watching a lot of his narrations and thought "I could write some of this stuff. And even do it pretty damn well."

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Oh gosh oh geez I'm getting advertised.

Big thanks. Now I feel like a cool kid.

Mic was a big part of my early days in the fandom and was one of the reasons I found my way onto FimFic.

>Not including the masterpiece Mic X Lulz X Cyril

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

5186199
You are pretty cool. :)

5186202
Yeah, there's no way I'm reading that one. <.<

H: 0 R: 0 C: 5 V: 1 N: 2

:unsuresweetie:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

5186654
It was a different time. :B

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