Hands Short: Shepherd's New Job 1

New Job 1: Personal Trainer

Shepherd: "All right, you did great today Dash! Five hundred times through the cloud course!"

Dash: "Haa, haa, haa, yeah! I know I'm awesome!"

Shepherd: "But you're straining your wings too much in the last hundred laps. Keeping things steady and consistent makes it smooth. Smooth means fast."

Dash: "Hmph! I push myself as hard as I can all the time!"

Shepherd: "Yeah but unless you get a powerup from almost dying, it's not a good policy. Your wings are stiff: I can see it from here!"

Dash: "My wings are fine! I'm doing just-Hey!"

*Shepherd holds Dash in front of himself, and begins massaging her*

Dash: "HEY! GET OFF ME YOU MONKEY! I'm gonnaaaaaghhh!"

Shepherd: "Told you. Now, either stay put and let me help you, or no more help from me!"

Dash: *blush* "... Fine! But only because you'd sulk otherwise!"

Shepherd: "That's better." *Wing massage*

Dash: "Nnnngggghhhh~!"

Shepherd: "Geez, your muscles are like iron. When's the last time you got them looked at?"

Dash: "Haa... Haa... Me-Too lonnnnng~!"

*Later... Shepherd hears a knock on his door. He gets up and opens it. Outside is Rainbow Dash with her parents*

Bow Hothoof: "HOORAY! RAINBOW DASH, WAY TO GET ENGAGED TO SUCH AN INCREDIBLE ALIEN!"

Windy Whistles: "YOU'LL BE THE BEST WIFE TO HIM EVER!"

Shepherd: "... Dash? Explain?"

Dash: "Well according to my parents, you've spoiled me for marriage and have to take responsibility..."

Hothoof: "GO ON RAINBOW! MAKE HIM TAKE RESPONSIBILITY SO I DON'T HAVE TO BUCK HIS HEAD OFF!"

Windy: "GO RAINBOW DASH GO!"

Shepherd: "... Right now getting my head bucked off sounds pretty good."

Dash: *Deeply embarassed* "You and me both."

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