Happy Halloween · 2:52pm Oct 31st, 2019
Okkkkkkkkkkkkkay, so tonight may be aiming to be absolutely dull. Lemme explain. Firstly, it's supposed to be hot as Hell, and then we get to the fact that because I now live in a new -and boy I mean new- neighborhood, I'm not sure we'll see that many trick or treaters out and about. Especially not that now Trunk R. Treat is a thing.
Now, what is Trunk R. Treat may you ask?
Well... basically it's this.
https://holidappy.com/holidays/Trunk-or-Treat-A-Halloween-Celebration
Basically, people sit in the backs of their cars and hand out candy from there.
Yeah, sure you can keep an eye on your kids and such but it ruins the fun of stumbling about in the dark going from house to house seeing all the cool decorations. I personally... I adore seeing the kids come up the door in whatever costumes they get and handing out candy. Two neighborhoods ago, the people went completely loony with the lights, headstones, and inflatables. Now, there are only a few people who bother at my current lodging. One guy's set up a projector, while my family decided to make it impossible to walk in my yard without running into some inflatable pumpkin.
Maybe I should just blare Ozzy Osbourne and Alice Cooper from the house and annoy everyone. That oughta liven things up. And who knows, maybe I'll be surprised tonight, but I'm not betting really high. Oh well, if no candy gets handed out well there's this Christmas' stocking stuffers. So, what you doing for Halloween? I know Shadowmane has a surprise in store for his fans...
Behold, the most horrifying thing I can come up with...
And behold, the most cutest thing I can come up with
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Hope it goes well!
But be wary of the... *head cracks* teenagers. I recommend only giving candy to teens who actually put effort to dress. As for those who don't... well time to get the super soakers
Unless they're walking with their kid as acting guardian, then don't soak 'em.
5148526
dies
5148532
I know. She's adorably lethal
I wanted to go back playing Shin Megami Tensei III for today, but all my PS3 controllers' battery are dead and since I bought a new TV I don't have the right connections to hook my PS2 on it.
Happy Halloween bro. <3
5148529
Dude don’t be a curmudgeon just give them some fucking candy candy isn’t that goddamn expensive.
5148554
I'm joking. I wouldn't inflict that on anyone.
It will be in the low 30’s F where I am. I will be working this evening and since I live out in the sticks I have never seen anyone out getting candy. Now to go get a picture of one of our black barn cats.
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Yay, kitties!