I'm pretty bored right so I've come up with an idea. The next 10 people who already follow me can come up with an idea for a one-shot, and I'll choose the one which I think is the most interesting and write it. I won't tell the winner who it is... they'll only know when their story is published!
Welcome back!
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T'anks.
Yay!
Who are you-uh...I mean...great to have you back!
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I was kidding! Please don't hate me...
Howdy
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Am I that petty? I sincerely hope not.
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Hi pardner.
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I know...I'm just that kind of person.
Woot!
Glad to have you back!
Good to see you again.
Hello!
I’ll celebrate when your stories are updated.
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It takes all sorts.
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I never left. I just ‘stepped out’ for a sec.
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Hi!
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No you won’t. You’ll just read the chapter, maybe comment then wait for the next update. Still, good to see you as well.
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You’re probably right.
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I'd have liked your fanfics to be continued or their status changed, instead of being tagged "Incomplete" and gathering dust for years.