Sometimes, you need to kick some butt… and sometimes, even Sun Butt

A lot of ponies think that Celestia can do no wrong… unfortunately, for her – John is not a pony… And unlike her subjects, he is not afraid to give her a piece of his mind - whether she likes it, or not.

To find out more, read the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...

• Sex
• Profanity
• Human
• Applejack
• Celestia
• Cheerilee
• OC
• CMCs

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This is a slower chapter that follows the 76th rule of acquisition:

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

Comments

[karnazom]

"Hehe, sun butt. *Ahem*"

That's kinda true, alll we need is a little nudge then we get back to write fanfics, in which case i got dislikes and no comments but i made a story!

[karnazom]

Of course i got the message wrong, but it's another reason

[Huk]

5048039

This story bombed at first too, so... Don't give up, that's all I can say.