No Plums Allowed!

Matter of fact, if your user name is based on a fruit, fuck off and die in a fire.

Okay, that may be a bit... much, so instead, just don't click beyond the jump.

Copypasta from Masked Ferret:

Hello everyone who is not Plum! The wonderful and vivacious Midnight Dancer is getting hitched! But she needs her bestie Professor Plum to be at her wedding. Alas! distance has kept them apart. But no more! With your aid, we shall raise the money and send him to share in her happy day! Click here and go help them have a happy day. Please signal boost but hide it from the Plum, it's meant to be a surprise!

Comments

[Marcthelightspark2004]

Can.................... A bag of plums see this?

This is a pure joke, ignore this comment if you must.

[Visiden Visidane]

Your name sounds close to Jack, as in Jackfruit. You are clearly in the possession of a fruit-based name.