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TheVClaw

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

TheVClaw Joined 16th May, 2013 · Offline

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  • 9 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 27 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

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  • 36 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Nov
20th
2018

. · 5:04pm Nov 20th, 2018

Twilight: "Spike, did you drill a glory hole in the Friendship School's bathroom again?!"

Spike:

Report TheVClaw · 419 views · Story: Chronicles of a Sluttified Spike · #NSFW #joke #i had to do it #gay
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spike2000
spike2000 #1 · Nov 20th, 2018 · · ·
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:moustache:😃 quick! Give me the location of the school of Friendship before Twilight cover up that's hole!

TheVClaw
TheVClaw #2 · Nov 20th, 2018 · · ·
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"Uhhh... You know the school is absurdly big, right? Twilight's castle can be seen for miles, and the school is right next to that."

ggg-2
ggg-2 #3 · Nov 20th, 2018 · · 1 ·
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*insert Who else but Quagmire parody here*

TheVClaw
TheVClaw #4 · Nov 20th, 2018 · · ·
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How dare you compare my smut to something as vile as Family Guy.

spike2000
spike2000 #5 · Nov 20th, 2018 · · ·
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Thanks for that:moustache: really though, love the story:trollestia:

Winter Quill
Winter Quill #6 · Nov 20th, 2018 · · ·
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Well with both Gallus and Sandbar there... I would probably do the same thing.

Infamous Paradox
Infamous Paradox #7 · Nov 20th, 2018 · · ·
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Let me guess, it is on the far right corner of the friendship castle, between at the restroom that is under the stairwell, down the 2 hallways in which the Music and Art classes meet right?

OmniFox
OmniFox #8 · Nov 21st, 2018 · · ·
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How does she know that it was drilled?!?

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