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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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Aug
5th
2018

Podrick and his Mnople Box · 10:38pm Aug 5th, 2018


Loves his Mnople Box.


Loves it lots and lots.

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Comments ( 26 )

Took me a moment to realize I was looking at a snake

A Blackadder called Podrick? :yay:

Wow, I don't know that you had a Python:rainbowderp:! Or is that a Boa Con-stricter:unsuresweetie:? Either way, he sure love it in there:ajsmug:.

*Calls Hasbro* Yes, um, hi... I would just like to say that THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOX!

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judging by the coloring and pattern it's a Ball Python, and can I Haz it

Yeah... I grew up on a farm, and my first instinct on seeing that is to grab for a hoe.

Just... I'm glad *you* have him. No sneks for me.

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I thought farmers liked sneks because they helped with the rodent problems.

Pretty snek is pretty :heart::raritystarry: My sister used to keep two Albino Rainbow Boa Constrictors. :twilightsmile:

4915079 We have cats. If you accidentally step on a cat, the reaction is somewhat less dramatic than if you step on a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Intellectually, I know Georg is correct. Growing up on a farm means occasionally having to deal with the little critters and every other person in my family would have the same reaction.

I however, am just marveling at how cute Podrick is. Because he is. So. Cute!

I like the Snek, very handsome. As a boy in Kenya I had 2 monitor lizards called Tristan and Isolde, and coexisted with a resident red cobra living in a dry stone wall, in that as long as we didn’t go near it it didn’t go near us.

box snek

Podrick is a GOOD BOY.

Nice snek. I no like sneks, but nice snek in box.

at first i thought it was a dildo XD

Ordered monopoly game: box was instead filled with snake.
10/10 would buy from this seller again.

That would be a hell of a prank to pull on a little girl that is a fan of the show:pinkiecrazy:
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Had both and can confirm it's a ball python:yay:

That is a good Danger Noodle

I am actually dawwing out load because of this adorable snek!

Happy snek :twilightsmile:

I really want a pet but I don't like them chewing on my wires. So maybe a snek could be perfect.
Podrick is cute.

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