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archonix


Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

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  • 16 weeks
    It's the obligatory new year blog post.

    And yes, I am posting this at around midnight on new year. I have a nasty cold, so I decided to disobey nurgle's one command and stay home.

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    6 comments · 136 views
  • 31 weeks
    Just for kicks

    I'm mucking around with Lulu for a work-related project (very boring stuff) and thought I would do a quality test with something fun.

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    8 comments · 205 views
  • 35 weeks
    Oh shit, words

    Or maybe that comma is in the wrong place. I haven't decided yet.

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    4 comments · 169 views
  • 38 weeks
    The odd things

    I've just been reading through old comments on my scraps story, after publishing yet another chunk from the ancient cutting room floor. It's remarkable how many of the commenters are still around - but also how many logged off for the last time, soon after making their last comment there.

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    10 comments · 216 views
  • 47 weeks
    But in brighter news

    While I'm not making any promises about any particular project here, I am actually writing again. I figure if I write enough of something, some pony words might drop out somewhere along the line as well. You never know. What I'm working on at the moment is essentially a re-write of a story I read a long time ago; an old pulp sci-fi tale, about a spaceship that manages to get lost in the

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Jun
14th
2018

Posting a scrap · 10:22pm Jun 14th, 2018

I'm in Dartmouth, on holiday, and it's very nice.

Anyway, to make up for the ranting the other day, I've posted a little something I wrote a while back, mostly to get it out of my system.

Must try harder.

also I'm drinking a nice port with a brazillian, a swede and a scot. There's an irishman here too.

My life is a joke.

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Comments ( 4 )

A cranky old dude, a Brazilian, a Swede, a Scot and an Irishman go into a bar. They have a few drinks and go home.

Just kidding. They stay at the bar.

(No, it doesn't make a very good joke, I suppose.)

Let’s keep this in the realm of the plausible:

A cranky old dude, a Brazilian, a Swede, a Scot and an Irishman go into a bar. They have a few drinks, watch a few hours of World Cup play, and THEN AND ONLY THEN go home.

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