Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #74!

It was the busiest banking day of the month for the biggest bank in a small rural county, Linderby Bros. Savings and Loan, when a massive tornado struck without warning, destroying the bank and killing everyone inside. Nobody survived the disaster--neither a borrower, nor a Linderby.

Comments

[Anar Isil]

How about this? Tornado rips through cemetery; thousands reported dead.

[lordelliott]

I don't get it.

[MythrilMoth]

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Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

[Claw in Cursive]

Why did the hammerhead get taken to court for traveling solo?

Because it was a lone shark!

[Firemind]

LOL pretty clever ... and helps me laugh at Sunday's tornado a bit, which is priceless.

[Fusion Blaster]

[BringBackSonicSatAM]

You make Pearls Before Swine look good.

[Brony kaiju soldier]

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Nice.

A tornado in a wind tunnel.