Yo (again) (also, super minor spoilers for Season 8, Episode 5, if you haven't seen it)

So, remember how I wrote a fic that started out as a joke about how Vinyl Scratch is overly ubiquitous and physically omnipresent in the series and fan works and that spiraled into a meditation on reincarnation and a cathartic exploration of depression and purpose because that's just what I do?

Today's episode. Characters go to a club. Club needs music. Who provides the music?

VINYL

MOTHER

[BUY SOME APPLES]

SCRATCH

Las Pegasus is literally across the continent from Manehattan.

Travel times seem super compressed in Equestria, or at least just glossed over, but geez, that is one fucking commute.

I feel both amused and flabbergasted.

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

I am convinced that Vinyl's rise to fame is Equestria's greatest story never told. I would not be surprised if she just suddenly grew wings at some point next season with zero explanation. Seems like it's only a matter of time.

[Nyronus]

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I mean, they're apparently handing alicorndom to runway ponies now, so it's to be expected at this point.

[Coyote de La Mancha]

With sufficient bass, space turns into breadcrumbs and is easily traversed.

[Nyronus]

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Wubscension

[TheDriderPony]

Maybe there's one real Vinyl, and five or six robo-Vinyls that she made for when she gets double or cross-country booked. She does have a level of tech that no one else seems to match.

[Chaosarda]

Maybe she just knows how to telaport... she is a unicorn after all.