Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #63!

So this guy goes into a restaurant in China, and it's one of those places that has the kind of food Americans "expect" to find in a "Chinese restaurant", which means a lot of it isn't even Chinese. It's the usual half-assed place with half-assed menus boasting hilariously bad, misspelled "English translations" of the menu. But one thing in particular stands out:

The restaurant has teriyaki chicken with roasted almonds. The "helpful" English translation for that is "White Nuts Black Cock".

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[Ditzy Doo - Mailmare]

[Dreadknight garen]

Is this even a joke? I feel like this was an experience

[Akaihane]

well...someone might wanna see a doctor rather soon

[Donraj]

and it's one of those places that has the kind of food Americans "expect" to find in a "Chinese restaurant"

I live in China and I've never seen that here.

[MythrilMoth]

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I live in America and I've never been to a Jewish deli.

But I know they exist. And that a whole country is a pretty big place with lots of stuff in it I've never seen.

[Donraj]

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Granted, but it's not a thing I've heard of either. And it's not like I've never gone looking for American-Chinese food.