Tea Bag Fan Fiction · 8:31pm Oct 6th, 2017
From the side of a box of Tazo Iced Passion tea bags:
Voluptuous hibiscus blossoms,
perfumed with passion fruit essences,
sidle up to long tall lemongrass. A forbidden fruit romance ignites, but ice cubes will quickly cool things down to a pleasant PG-rated affair.
...Now I'm not saying iced tea erotica exists, but iced tea erotica exists.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Never seen a tea box with such...expressive wording. Rule 34 really is universal isn't it?
I'll see your iced tea erotica and raise you bean dip scenery porn:
Bonus points if you read it in Barry White's voice.
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I swear up and down what I wrote here was actually on the box.
It seems it really is.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Tazo's chai tea:
~Skeeter The Lurker
Wait, they aren't using ice cubes in their foreplay? Why the heck not?
4689091 ... that avatar, Aku-Stage1.
Ps. Cuphead is an awesome game.
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The vanilla chai version has everyone playing croquet. So vanilla.