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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 49 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 59 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 89 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 89 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 112 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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May
16th
2017

Another teaser for Foalsitting Follies · 11:13pm May 16th, 2017

Twilight Sparkle armored herself with a tough smirk and a schoolmarm’s stern, hardened demeanour. It came natural now, like second nature, even after her long sojourn. She could be a foalsitter… or a nanny… or even a governess, she was sure of it. The Royal Brood wasn’t so scary. Holding her head high, she watched as Spike returned alone, after being sent to fetch Starlight Glimmer.

In his claws, he clutched a note, which he passed to her, and she took it.

Unfolding it, she held it aloft in her magic, and read its words aloud, “Sorry, had to help with the preparations for the Crystal Cotillion in the Crystal Empire. If you don’t believe that, I ran out of coffee! My wagon wheel broke! I didn’t have the bits for train fare! I lost my gown at the cleaners! I locked my keys in my saddlebags! Sunburst came in from out of town! Somepony stole my wagon! Sumac and Vinyl caused another earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO CELESTIA!”

With her lip curling back into a snarl, Twilight crumpled up the note, set it ablaze, allowed it to burn, and her eyes narrowed into dangerous looking slits. “I have been betrayed by mine own student. I shall deal with her… later…”

Starlight is... smart.

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Comments ( 4 )

OK who else is going to bale on Twilight

For those of you who missed the Blues Brother's reference (with Carrie Fischer):

I dont even think megara will be able to help her

4535485 I'll get you Starlight and Trixie in that Piece Of Shite Dodge city wagon!
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Besides Glim Glam is busy messing with the royal sisters in the next ep...

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