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Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 17 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 504 views
  • 23 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 583 views
  • 25 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 588 views
  • 28 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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  • 37 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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Mar
23rd
2017

Wednesday Blog Post: Flash Fiction · 12:15pm Mar 23rd, 2017

Shoutout to my Patrons, whose contributions ensure I remember to actually post the stuff I write.

So I'm a university student again, a more legitimate one this time around. Doing a writing minor, since apparently screenwriting credits don't transfer... anyway.

Anyway, I was told to build a character in five hundred words. Show who they are, give them a conflict, all that. So I did, after the break. The only character I've ever written that I have genuinely considered commissioning art of, the Father Martin.

Oh! And I'm getting an RCL interview. It's pretty cool, that'll be up in a week or so. Watch this space, etc.


The thing about being a light shining in darkness is you don’t have to shine that bright. You just have to show up.

It’s okay to be a pale shadow in the brightness of God’s day if, when you see real darkness, true darkness, you don’t hesitate to bring the light. Father James Martin of the Catholic Church was not known to hesitate by those few who knew him.

He didn’t speak so much as preach, voice like placid waters in a cavern deep in the Earth. To hear his voice is to feel the weight of your sins crawling up your back.

His shoulders hold the weight of his Kevlar cassock as if it were cloth, the practice of wearing it for most of his fifty three years. His face all straight lines and harsh angles, jaw like a steel capped boot. All except for his nose, broken more times than the man could count. His hair is more salt than pepper, but that suits him just fine, and it’s cut in the short neat style of a military man – A colonel in God’s own army.

The Good Father’s weight shifts easily as he fills supplicants’ bowls with soup. His kitchen isn’t official, sometimes operating on donations from its petitioners but otherwise it survived by scraping from Martin’s war chest. Operating out of a condemned church on the wrong side of some stolen tracks; didn’t matter, it was still consecrated ground. The light doesn’t need to shine bright, just needs to shine at all.

It was still a surprisingly popular place of worship, maybe because it was the only one in the city that let you open carry -- The Father’s own bull-barreled .44 shining in the dim barrel-fire lights.

These were bad streets in bad times, and his flock needed to know they were protected. He pours soup into the last bowl of the last man. Now was time to go down to the basement, to what he was protecting them from.

He lights a kerosene lantern and makes his way down.

Wire is wrapped around an exposed steel girder, weaving in and out of the meat of the demon’s back. They heal fast, and their flesh is strong, but they still have something close to human anatomy. There’s nothing he could use to hold the thing indefinitely, but it would have to pull the wire through its own spinal cord to escape. It hadn’t stopped screaming since.

He holds the dark light of the lantern to the demon’s face, which looks so much like a man. It spits at him, hissing as it connects with the consecrated cobblestones.

“You were feeding on my flock, Camarilla.” Martin sighs. “Which means you’re getting stupid, desperate or cocky.”

“I am a prince of the eternal legion. My armies boil forth, bubbling from black earth, and their will shall not be denied. They’re coming for me, mortal.” It shows its buck-knife fangs. Not quite human.

“Cocky it is then.”

It spits again, and laughs, something sick and manic that echoes even before it hits the ear. Martin raises an eyebrow, his face set into a grimace.

“Good. That saves me the trouble of bringing the light to them.”

A light shines in the darkness, and the darkness shall not overcome.

Comments ( 10 )

It's Thursday morning.

What the hell is that story and when can we get more?

4468842

Basically The Punisher by way of Preacher, gone senile and with more vampires.

:twilightoops: Well, that was haunting. Hell of a characte establishment, no pun intended.

4468847
He's senile? So was that a real demon?

I mean, contextually, that doesn't make a lot of sense, but I'm not sure where else senile comes from.

4468867

Oh no, here he isn't. It's not relevant for this part of the story.

But while he believes in his flock arming themselves for their protection, say, that doesn't help much against the people who'd want to be protected against his flock.

Badass preachers are an inherently cool archetype, and this character just nails it!

wow, I'd read the fuck out of this

HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE GETTING AN RCL INTERVIEW?! Why doesn't anyone tell me these things? :raritydespair:

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