This. F-ing. Game. · 11:48am Mar 21st, 2017
Oh my fucking God, where do I start. First off, the animator should not only be fired but shot. No, actually I'm going to blame the deadline on this one. This game is still in the stages of "pop it back in the oven till it's done cooking." Eyes track weirdly, black bars flicker all over the place, sometimes enemies and reg dolls bug a bit.
Then we get to the mistakes with the races. I've only heard one krogan, but the guy sounded straight up gay. Seriously, the only way the frog-dudes would get that high-pitched of a voice would be taking it up the poop-shoot. That extends to my issue with everyone else though. The voices are bad. A Salarian's metabolism is fast, that's why they're jittery. They should not be voiced like a human. Everyone is voiced like a human...except Turians. Turians got a strange voice-echo effect that makes them sound like changelings.
Overall it's a big disappointment. I heard gripes but I held out hope. I'll still likely finish it, if only to see more mass effect stuff, but if you're looking for a triple-a like the other mass effect games, keep looking. Seven days to die runs smoother and makes more sense, and they haven't even started to optimize that game. Yes, I find world-holes every now and again, but you know what? They're still working on that game. EA said this one is done.
EA... we rush games out that are broken and ruin game series. We are the best company ever.
The Krogan isn't gay if they were futa penises.
EA just wanted to milk an already finished story. It's the same with Halo and microsoft, Assassins' Creed with Ubi, Cod with Activision, you name it.
EA is just too overbearing and rushes stuff too much. Let's hope at least the story is good.
Eh, honestly I'm enjoying it. I'll admit the lispy Salarian was odd, but the krogan is female.
You're surprised after what happened in the last game? The fact they decided to continue after that was a sign to bail out, especially since EA is at the helm.
God damn it, EA and Bioware need to spend some time in the vacuum of space to learn what what its like.
Yeah. Not touching the game myself.
When the only positives I hear from reviewers is that the scenery is nice.... and that the dialoge, story, acting are suppar and that the gameplay grinds like an MMO..... yeah. Skipping this.
Well, hopefully Andromeda's ending isn't as bad as ME3's ending... right?
Krogan's were turtles(tortoises, whatever), not the frog men. Those were Salarians. Unless EVERYTHING just sounds stupid?
EA, where franchises go to die.
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My money is it just fades to black with the words "Continued in the DLC" slapped on.
So what you're saying is that you'll have plenty of free time to work on writing since the game is an unpolished Vorcha hide.
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Or it's something even worse!
Like the ending already being on your PC/Console, but you need to pay to unlock it.
EA again contributes to their great pool of rushed to release games.
... My headcanon is now that Turians were replaced by changelings.
Ooooh, you play seven Days to Die too? I love this game.
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Wait.. what? That krogan was female???? That explains so much.... I thought the head crest seemed awfully small and soft...
4469970 Kesh is Drax's granddaughter or great granddaughter. One of the two. Now Tann is lispy and hilarious, but I'm chalking that up to the translation software supposedly used in the universe.