Macalania · 2:26pm Mar 20th, 2017
Wakka: This is great. I can’t believe I’ve been travelling with an Al Bhed! A heathen!
Rikku: You’re wrong! We have nothing against Yevon.
Wakka: But you Al Bhed use the forbidden machina! You know what that means? Sin was born because people used machina!
Rikku: You got proof? Show me proof!
Wakka: It’s in Yevon’s teachings! Not that you’d know!
Rikku: That’s not good enough! Yevon says this, Yevon says that. Can’t you think for yourself?
Wakka: Well, then you tell me! Where did Sin come from, huh?
Rikku: I…I don’t know!
Wakka: Hmph! You bad-mouth Yevon and that’s all you can come up with?
Rikku: But…that doesn’t mean you should do whatever they say without thinking! Nothing will ever change that way!
Wakka: Nothing has to change!
Rikku: You want Sin to keep coming back? There might be a way to stop it, you know!
Wakka: Sin will be gone once we atone for our past mistakes!
Rikku: When? How?
Wakka: If we keep faith in Yevon’s teachings it will be gone one day!
Rikku: Why do I even bother?
TL;DR Rikku: "We don't hate Yevon, we just don't blindly believe what they tell us. You should think for yourselves!"
TL;DR Wakka: "Shut up heathen, praise be to Yevon!"
This is why Wakka is shit and Rikku is awesome.
Yeah, Wakka is pretty much trying to argue with any religious fanatic ever.
If only they could talk some sense into those ECLA fanatics. LCMS forever!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Praise be to Tara Strong!
4464237 one of my "favorite" Wakka moments is when he's talking to Chappu. "Seeing this guy that looked like you, made me think you could still be alive somewhere."
To quote my FFX walkrhrough, "I know it isn't possible, but Wakka may actually have a negative IQ."
4464881 Wakka is made of the dumbass.
4464907 Again, they could have made it work. "This guy looked like you, was thinking, maybe you came back somehow with no memories" or "This guy came up against Sin and he lived, thought maybe you could be out there somewhere too." But no, Wakka is just stupid.