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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 50 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 60 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 90 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 90 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 114 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Feb
11th
2017

A teaser! · 1:54am Feb 11th, 2017

“Sumac, how is your magic sense?” Twilight asked.

“Tingly.”

“Good, good.” Twilight now faced Pebble. “You ready to become an alicorn, Pebble?”

“Yes, I am ready to become an overbearing force of good that tells everypony what to do and what is best for them.”

All around the room there was snickering, but Twilight did not seem to be amused by Pebble’s deadpan snarking. Twilight’s lack of amusement was highlighted by her narrowed eyes and angled ears. Lemon Hearts was giggling so hard that she felt compelled to cover her mouth in an attempt to silence herself.

Yeeouch.

Comments ( 12 )

Alicorns are clearly overrated.

Pebble, alicorn of sass!

This isn't going to happen. It is called a "teaser" after all. (get it?)

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Um, I'm writing the chapter right now. It is going to happen. Why do you think I post these, and then post the chapters?

Twilight just got owned right there :rainbowlaugh:

4417586 Idefk. It just seemed like something you wouldn't do. I mean, making Pebble an alicorn?... Forget I said anything.

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Considering how casual Twilight is being about it, it's probably a temporary thing of some sort.

4417597 Makes sense I suppose.

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The lantern changes ponies, or did you forget?

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Remember, the Lantern has 4 different Pony Setting on it that turn a Pony for a few minutes into an over exaggerated version of whatever setting it is on, and it has an Alicorn Setting.

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4417602 Oh shit, the lantern! I completely forgot about that! It's been a quite a few chapters since it was last mentioned.

My prediction: Pebble will be the best Alicorn of Snark. That and any potential baddies will not survive tripping over a pebble shaped and sized alicorn. Wait a second... Pebble is about to become a Pebble sized Alicorn! :pinkiegasp:

I can't wait!:pinkiehappy:

Kudzu why must you tease us so.:fluttercry:

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