Sep
26th
2012
Stupid FIMFiction, I Only Write for You Because I Want To ... I Don't Like You Or Anything. · 12:22am Sep 26th, 2012
Join the Cockroach Club and get into the Featured Box the Tsundere way!
Nah, but seriously, Ponyville SWAT was supposed to be a Trollfic Tuesdays entry, and now look what happened.
"It just goes to show that all you need for good things in life is to throw your arms up and just run in one direction screaming. Sooner or later, you'll either figure things out, kind of, or you'll crash and burn in a horrible, twisted wreckage! But the important thing is just not to think about the horrible wreckage part." - Rainbow Dash.
Thank you everybody, and special thanks to DontWannaKnow, FattyMagee, WrathofGod, and anyone else who pimped this baby into the sky.
And a song, because I love music references more than life itself:
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Well, it was pretty coherent for a trollfic..
You're welcome. Whether we helped or not, I definitely think it deserves to be there anyway. It legitimately is a good, hilarious story that I think anyone with a sense of humor can enjoy, not just members of the cockroach club.
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I have to pimp the group, anyway. I will not rest until I have a private army of Cockroaches, dumping out trollfics and upsetting the very foundations of the Kwality Kontrol Klub. First FIMFiction, then the world. Muahahahahahaha-
Ahem.
I mean. Um, carry on. Nothing to see here. No evil, megalomaniacal plans in progress. Nope. Just another writer plugging along. Yup. That's all.
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383645 Well said.
Nice you got the feature box. Operation catapult was a success!
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Chapter 2 needs to be disgusting and gore ridden, think of the trolling. Also I think we did a pretty good job of getting a trollifc (which involved gore and drugs) into the feature box considering all the delicate flowers and cookie cutters floating around.
We should really turn Operation catapult into a weaponized meme.
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I've seen a few of demands for more, but everyone is sort of dead, so I dunno?
I might come back later and add a second chapter in which Detective PTSD returns from tearful retirement (Fluttershy died, but he was just outside the blast radius. Because nukes work like that.) to stop Rainbow Dash and Rarity's drug running operation. Filled with bluegrass and outlaw country references, of course.