The Cast of The Quiet Equestrian Get Separated In A Shopping Mall And Have To Find Each Other · 11:03pm Dec 31st, 2016
Lightning Dust nudged the shopkeeper on the withers. "Pally, I'm looking for this guy called Blueblood, you seen him? Blonde, kinda wimpy, talks prissy? He looks like you asked an eight-year old to draw a hairdresser."
Blueblood caught the mother's eye. "Terribly sorry to bother you, I wondered if you'd seen a friend of mine. She's a teal pegasus by the name of Lightning Dust. Short and very angry, her face looks a little bit like a political cartoon."
"My good--" Trixie slugged the last of her gin and made unfocused eyes at the bartender "--friend, you haven't seen a pair of unicorn twins pass through here have you? They're-- they've got light coats, and... they're annoying, really annoying... dressed like very stupid unicorns, and--yes, I'll have another of the same, thank you--they look like the kind of old-timey rent colts that your great-grandfather would write about in his memoirs."
I went up to the counter mare at the milkshake place. "Yo, have you seen a blue unicorn around here? She's light blue, and she's the Element of Hair Conditioner-- Yeah, her name's Trixie, she told-- Yeah, she tells everypony, it's weird I kn-- TCI Fridays, right, thanks..."
"Hello good sir!"
"Sorry to trouble you, but my brother and I find ourselves in a predicament. See, we're looking for a friend--"
"--colleague--"
"--associate of ours. She's a griffon--"
"--a type of cat-bird--"
"--possibly a bird-cat--"
"--we're not entirely sure on the difference, but--a description? Well, she's got a beak."
"And she's got talons."
"And paws."
"On separate legs."
"Grumpy."
"Surly."
"Occasionally outright disgruntled!"
"Smells like fish sauce."
"Looks like a mug-shot, but everywhere."
"She's a big fan of scowling."
"Ringing any bells?"
This story must stick pretty close to canon.
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There's not a hair's width between them
Ooooo.
Well, it's not like any of their descriptions are wrong...
It would seem that F&F stumbled upon the least helpful person in the mall... or they need to learn when they've said enough and it's best to shut up. Trixie has the right idea, since even if she can't find two ponies at the bottom of a shotglass, she's helping them find her. And she seems to be having the best time of it.
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Whaaaat?
If true.
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Flim and Flam are incorrect. Gilda smells like vegemite, not fish sauce.
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It's the latter for F&F, likely.
And the tags are correct, should have more of The Quiet Equestrian within the next few days!
If True...
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Then... Buahahaha! The Probably Dead classification works!
Yes! the first good laugh of the new year.
Thanks for that... as usual, the characterizations are spot on. My personal favourite is the
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All of these are inspired by my favorite quote from The Thick Of It:
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I saw that notification pop up not five minutes after I'd finished my planning notes for the next chapter, I shit you not.
"Element of Hair Conditioner" is a clear winner for me, followed by "A mug shot, but everywhere".
They're all pretty damn good though.
I feel like I'm obliged to add in Twilight looking for them:
This is the kind of brilliant that makes me feel insecure of my own shit. Amazing, man.
I'm so stealing the concept.
Also, happy new year, ya hunk.
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Oddly enough, I've actually had quite a bit of luck using that to 'poke' authors. Granted... doesn't work with so many stories... I miss quite a few awesome stories where the author is still around, but the stories are cancelled in all but name.
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She sounds lovely.
And smells divine.