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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 16 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
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    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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  • 22 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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  • 24 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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  • 27 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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  • 36 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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Dec
26th
2016

Flash Fiction Until Regular Posts Resume · 6:55pm Dec 26th, 2016

There are many common depictions of the four horseman, Death, Pestilence, Conquest and Famine. They are nearly all wrong. Especially about the horses.

Death is not a tall, pale rider, though he is the youngest and the tallest of the four. Conquest is not a tall, brutish warrior-Prince, Pestilence is not a green man of oozing sores, and Famine is not skin stretched taut over a weak skeletal frame.

The Riders are eternal children, and their steeds are sticks held between their legs. And when they play together, empires fall.

Famine cries constantly from hunger, with no mother to nurse him. He isn't old enough to know what is and isn't his; so he takes. And he takes, and he takes, and he takes.

Pestilence cries as well, softer. She has a rash under her nose from wiping away the dribbles, and her poor little throat hurts from the coughing. She toddles about the world, arms open, desperate for someone to cuddle up to until she feels better. They never seem to last long enough.

Conquest cries because he is angry. He's not mature enough to wonder why, or understand how he feels. He just knows he's very, very angry. He doesn't know to use his words, not his fists. He doesn't know many words anyway.

Death doesn't cry. He isn't even old enough to understand what he does. The other children think he's strange, following them around like a lost puppy. But they're the only ones that he ever sees twice.

They're a strange and restless bunch, fidgetting, tottering about the world wherever something catches their short-lived attention. There is nobody to teach them otherwise, and none of them truly understand what they do.

It's more comforting to think of them as old, and wise, as beings of intent.

But we should never attribute to malice what could readily be explained by ignorance.

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Comments ( 13 )

Aww... That's sorta cute? ... We have no cuteness smiley...

This is certainly an interesting take on the horsemen.

How maliciously adorable.

A haunting interpretation. Maturity comes from a need to deal with a world one cannot yet deal with, so with great power comes great childishness. Very well done.

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I generally use :rainbowkiss:.

This is high on my wuh list. I just can't place it anywhere.

However, I now have a question. What happens to those who hug all of them at once?

Damn, that last line tho

But they're the only ones that he ever sees twice.
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There is nobody to teach them otherwise,

That's what fellow immortals (or equinomorphic personifications) are for.

Does Death still talk in Smallcaps?

I wish I could add blog posts to bookshelves/favourites.

which one is conquest? I forget. I could have sworn one was conquest for some reason.

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Indeed:

Conquest cries because he is angry. He's not mature enough to wonder why, or understand how he feels. He just knows he's very, very angry. He doesn't know to use his words, not his fists. He doesn't know many words anyway.

Children, you say?

The summer rain fell gently upon the Carousel Boutique in a peaceful thrumming, a carefree break from the baking heat and humidity of the season that any pony would find relaxing. Any pony except for young students out on summer break, of course.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders lay slouched across Sweetie Belle’s bed while staring out of the window, waiting for the interminable rain to quit so they could go back to their favorite outdoor activity, i.e. anything that wasn’t an indoor activity.

“It’s probably a good thing we’re staying inside today, girls,” said Sweetie Belle with a sniff and a wipe of her nose that left a glistening yellow trail across the back of her hoof. “I really don’t feel like crusading outside today anyway. I’m probably going to wind up with tubes in my ears if this keeps up.”

“Again?” grumbled Scootaloo. She tapped against the window with one hoof while looking upwards for a flash of color, or perhaps a premature hole in the cloud cover. “Well, I suppose I wouldn’t get to go outside today either, since I’m grounded.”

“You shouldn’t have been fighting with Diamond Tiara,” warned Apple Bloom. She dug underneath the bed and dragged out her saddlebag, but a quick search did not reveal what she was looking for. “Durn it. Ah’m out of apples. Do you think we can go down to the kitchen and get some snacks from your sister, Sweetie?”

“In a little bit.” Sweetie Belle leaned up next to the glass and blew out to fog up one of the panes, leaving behind a faintly greasy spot once the condensation evaporated. “Yeah, I need to get another glass of juice anyway. Come on.”

The three Cutie Mark Crusaders trudged down the stairs, leaving behind a dented and scratched scooter leaning up against the window. A few hairs trimmed its metal surfaces from residents of Ponyville who had not moved fast enough when they heard the buzzing of tiny wings, but it had not tasted blood yet.

But soon. Very soon.

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