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Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

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    I think we need real talk for a minute about mlp fim. I've been super disappointed in the crystal ponies. Also straight up where are my sparkle ponies. Like the ponies that are basically crystal ponies full of glitter. As a child of the 80s I have certain expectations around my crystal ponies and the current gen has let me down storywise and with merch.

    So this is my life.

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  • 299 weeks
    Went to work today...

    School doesn't start until the 20th, yet I have to show up to work. Not even any other faculty here yet.

    So, I figured I'd write some horsewords.

    Unfortunately, I spent all day actually working, and now I just feel unproductive.

    :applejackunsure:

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    Coq au vin (aka, another episode of Hap cooks drunk)

    Those of you who have bad enough judgment to associate with me on discord will probably recall many picture spams of foodstuffs in various states of completion. I post recipes. Some of you have even been brave enough to make them!

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  • 300 weeks
    Going to BronyCon. Who to hang out with?

    Are you going to be at BronyCon?

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    Who's going, and when are we hanging out?

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  • 304 weeks
    Not asking for help.

    I don't have medical expenses. I have a car that'll get me to work. I'm not in danger of running out of food (potatoes, yes, but that's only because she eats them).

    Yet, I present to you a patreon link.

    'Bert said, "I don't expect anybody to give us money, but if they want to, we should make it possible."

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Nov
1st
2016

Halloween 2016. I went to work in this outfit. · 2:37am Nov 1st, 2016

Now the world can see my nerd shame.

Also, my ugly mug.

Report Hap · 558 views · #fallout #halloween #cosplay #unpony
Comments ( 14 )

Sexy as hell. :ajsmug:

(That's actually a genuinely fantastic costume. Great job!)

:rainbowwild:

(no but is good tho)

That... Is awesome!

How much of that did you make, if I can ask?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Dude you look amazing

Hap

4279732
100% homemade!

Blue jumpsuit from Amazon that I sewed ribbon onto for the gold stripes. The leather pieces are belts from garage sales, and scraps from our old leatherworking business. The metal shoulder bits are made from the muffler heat shield that fell off my car a year or two ago. I knew I kept it for a reason!

The Pip-Boy I made from EVA foam to surround my old phone from like 2010. It actually plays the entire (expanded) Galaxy News Radio playlist, too. The Pip-Boy is 100% from scratch, starting with sheets of white EVA foam.

Hap

4279735 Thanks!

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........There is no literal way you can say that and expect me to believe it! This looks like expert level workmanship!

Dude, that is incredible!

...You should do more...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Love it! :heart:

Cracking job on the costume, and that PipBoy is brilliant work!

Hap

4280183 It actually plays the entire Galaxy News Radio playlist, too!

You put a lot of work and care into putting that together.
...So I won't ask why you didn't have that lug wrench in its custom holster. It would look better that way, I think.

Hap

4491958 I didn't get my laser rifle finished in time, so I pulled the tire iron out of my '63 Chrysler.

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