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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 5 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

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  • 27 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Oct
9th
2016

Some people say I am not funny · 8:28am Oct 9th, 2016

Over the time I been on fimfiction, I've had many a user say to me you're not funny. Saying such things as 'your stories are stupid, have bad grammar, have bad punctuation' and blah blah blah.

I know my humor is idiotic and at the very bottom of the barrel, so I can fully understand you wanting to avoid stupid stories like mine. By all means you can call me unfunny, but I think (hope at least) that many a user finds me.... Bendy funny.

But to you, dear follower, is the Bendy funny? I need some reassurance.

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Comments ( 22 )

You're plenty funny.
Like a cat getting its head stuck in a drinking glass.

4247858 I agree.
Life is plenty serious as is.
Please continue, I get where you're coming from and in my humble opinion you are bringing your brand of humor in what can be an otherwise dull and grey reality. We need a bit of light relief every now and then!

I find you funny in that most of your stories are parodies of really bad fanfictions tied in with Futurama humor and references. People trying to take it seriously or as stand-alone stories probably don't appreciate it.

Your brand of humor is certainly not for everyone. But then again, this is true of all forms of humor. To me, your humor is the "sit back and don't be serious" kind, where I don't have to think to get it. And that is perfectly fine, particularly for your brand of story-writing.

I see your humor not as the side-splitting type, but more of a smirk-inducing meta-humor that somehow manages to be both low-key and about as subtle as getting slapped with a dead trout.

Do you actually think your fucking funny?

Your not.

You are like the saddle of an earthworm, some small piece of malignant flesh that has somehow kept the cancer that is your entire personality together.

You know when you finally spit out that small piece of chicken that has been stuck between your teeth for like the best part of a month?

That's the feeling I get every time I dislike one of your cancerous little stories.

I mean you are a pilgrim on the website, Bendy. What the fuck are you doing on the website?


I'm joking man, Your stories are funny as fuck.

If I'm reading a ridiculous story, first author I check is you man.

I think ive read one or two of you stories. Got at least one on read later.

I found it funny.

So make of that what you will.

Yes, the Bendy is funny.

Those people have no taste

Hell yeah you're funny:twilightsmile:

KEEP ON WRITING BENDY.....YOUR SHIT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD LOL

Here's the thing with the concept of comedy and those who enjoy getting a good laugh.

Everyone has a different concept and understanding for what comedy stands for, some find dumb things like accidents and stupid things people do funny, others find dark things entertaining like police brutality and seeing people have serious fights entertaining.

But the thing is, comedy in its core (in my POV) is grabbing something that's horrible, scarring or outright horrifying and out it in a light in which most (if not all) can laugh at the absurdity of it, for example: how many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they are to busy beating the room for being black.

Even though most (after all, you have a large collection of stories) are PWP (plot what plot) stories, they are for the lighthearted who approach your stories with wide arms in order to break the mould and find a story that its absurdity done at on,y make them laugh, but it keeps them coming for more (no pun intended).

I for one, find most, if not all your stories ridiculous and with any rhyme or reason, but the way the characters are written and how quickly things can escalate to a point of no return, regarding how ridiculous things get in your stories, I find them like a fresh breeze here in fimfiction where most authors write serious, constrictive and (to a point) predictable stories, to find an author whos crazy sense of humour has never managed to disappoint me and my own concept and understanding of what comedy stands for (me, in this case).

I will admit that not EVERY one of your stories makes me laugh. But the ones that do make me laugh tell me that you either know what you are doing or you have a talent for it. So know that you are funny, even if some people don't think so.

Bendy is Bendy, I always go into your storys with a grain of salt and know its not meant to be taking seriously. Yes its all cheep laughs but you do it well. I find myself grinning like an idiot when I read your stuff. If people on this site think that you are going to be any other way, then they obviously don't know who you are ot whats going on when it comes to your stuff.

In short, yes you iz funnyz

4249326 You're very welcome

NOW GO BE FUNNY!!!!
SPREAD YOUR RANDOMNESS TO THE MASSES!!!
LET IT BE MADE CLEAR HOW INSANE WE ARE!!!

If you put a hockey mask on a potato, it's immune to French fries!
TO THE MICROWAVE, WITH PEANUT BUTTER!!!

4249326

Good. Now I know you are all about butts, but what about legs? Surely Equestria is heaven for those of us who are legmen. I mean ponies have FOUR so that's double the number of sexy legs over a human.

Your stories are hilarious. Just because I read a lot of deeper, plot driven stories doesn't mean That I don't love a mindless random story to make me laugh. Your stories never fail to put a smile on my face and put me in a good mood!

4249326 you are very welcome.....and thank YOU for your silliness and randomness. Regardless of what some may say we all love you Bendy <3

oh...and your random butt questions in the HEI podcasts never fail to make me laugh

Your welcome bendy I really hope you never listen to haters and let it get in your head I love your stories and everyone else here does too:ajsmug:

Bendy really of course your stories are funny heck every time a new one comes out I just enjoy the fun silly lil read that tends to get a chuckle out of me every time. :pinkiehappy:

P.S. I'm gonna be honest even before I was on fimfic as a member I still was a fan this is getting ridiculous and the haters gotta chill out if they don't like it then don't read simple as that but regardless of what they say your awesome and that's all there is to it. :raritywink:

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