Not just a yarn I'm telling here... · 4:58am Aug 11th, 2016
You know, just when I think I have seen everything, this wild and wacky world comes along, and surprises me yet again....
Dear readers, earlier this month, I was traveling along the great northern road, taking the little-used trail along the central unicorn run, when I stumbled into the little traveled region called the cotton country. Now, I have read in the travel books about this isolated valley in the Northeast of the confederacy, and so I knew about a little town there by the name of Skienville. I was well aware that knitting was a major industry, but I was surprised to to find how deep this domestic art actually went for this ponies.
I have seen all sorts of equine creatures; twinkle-eyed ponies, sea ponies, flutter ponies, and many others. But this...
...when did they...
....how did...
...what could...
YARN! P-ponies made of YARN! Living, breathing ponies that are made out knitting materials! H-how is this possible!? How do they eat? How do they breathe?! I am still in shock at running into these creatures, and they seemed just as shocked to see me, as well. When I first entered the valley, I discovered four ponies who were eager to be friends. They were the stallions named Bobble and Ravel, and the mares Peri and Yarnsy.
These ponies, all earth ponies by appearance, are made of fibers of yarn! Their bodies somehow miraculously hold together, as well as being able to eat and produce speech. they seemed curious about my flesh and blood nature, and joked about me being a 'meat pony'. They have apparently seen our kind before, and they even mentioned the names 'Majesty' and 'Wind Whistler' when they were talking among themselves. How could these yarn ponies possibly know our queen?
Well, I will report more on this mystery as I learn more Hop you enjoyed my journal entry here, dear readers, We'll talk again soon!
-Paradise Oasis
(huh, l wonder if they'd knit me a sweater...)
Hm. Wow, that's new.
I wonder how anything for them works.
Travel's may have talked to them or something or...?
Heh, a sweater from them WOULD be cool.
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