It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.
Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver. It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid, and a jigger of formaldehyde
Now I've eaten a hot dog already, but I'm torn on the nudity. The thing is, I'm at church now. Normally you'd think that would make it a definite no, but I go to a Unitarian Universalist church that made the news a few years ago for holding a skyclad Pagan ceremony. I might be able to get away with it.
What's that?
My wife's telling me to keep my pants on. So is my daughter. Oh well.
Nude + Hot dogs. . . My sister's birthday. . .
And here I've been wearing pants all day like a damn fool.
What about tearing down a prison and then parading through town with heads on pikes?
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Well there is that whole "Dicks out for Harambe" thing. Eat a hot dog too, I guess?
Eeyup,I guess it's time to let the ole Hot Dog get some air. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Emoticons/misc_Lyra.png
hotdog day.
Now I've eaten a hot dog already, but I'm torn on the nudity. The thing is, I'm at church now. Normally you'd think that would make it a definite no, but I go to a Unitarian Universalist church that made the news a few years ago for holding a skyclad Pagan ceremony. I might be able to get away with it.
What's that?
My wife's telling me to keep my pants on. So is my daughter. Oh well.
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Edit: By the way, the tag on derpibooru is "lyra scarfing down weiners".
4091964 Perfect!
I'm not going to make a sex joke, because it writes itself.
Also a national holiday in France... and there's been a terrorist strike that's killed at least 75. Yay for islam.
God, I thought it said international. Dodged a bullet there.
Can't believe I missed it. Oh well, there's always next year.