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Jun
20th
2016

The Dreambender Update · 8:30pm Jun 20th, 2016

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I've begun work on the fourth chapter of The Dreambender, which will be titled "Painting The Town Black And Yellow." Basically, it'll have a brief synopsis of what happened after Scootaloo shook Dipper/Alcor's hand, and feature Scootaloo going for a joy ride on her scooter with her brand-new wings until Alcor stops her saying he has a job for her. That job is basically drawing his symbol/insignia, which looks a little something like this:

on specific walls on nearly every part of Ponyville in the dead of night while he stands lookout. And yes, I do plan on making that lookout joke from The Legend of The Gobblewonker. Not long afterward, Dipper/Alcor is confronted about both the unhappy fates of Diamond Tiara and Ms. Cinch, as well as the appearance of the symbols.

Now, I'm sure you're all getting read to ask me "But, Mr.J, why the hell would Dipper have Scootaloo deface public property by putting his symbol up all over the place?" Well, I'll tell you. Further research into the Transcendence AU reveals that Dipper/Alcor can actually use his symbol as a kind of peephole. Wherever his symbol is, he can use it to spy on people, or in this case, ponies. And he would want to do this because then he'd be able to find out everypony's desires. Then he could strike deals with them and effectively recruit more members to his cult. Of course, Scootaloo and other members would help out with the recruiting too.

Also, one other thing. I'm planning on giving Dipper/Alcor a car/vehicle of some type, but I could really use some suggestions from you guys, so be sure to leave ideas in the comments below!

EDIT: The vehicle ideas I'm looking for are actually more related to cars, as opposed to bikes and such. You know, like the one Bill Cipher had in Weirdmaggedon Part 1:

Except, not quite like the one Bill had. I'm thinking something more like Dipper/Alcor's style.

Well, that's all for today, kiddies! Remember: dying is easy, comedy is hard!

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Comments ( 6 )

Vehicle?...I say either like a vespa or moped...Or a motorbike!!!!:rainbowkiss: But those are just my sills thoughts

vehicals in the au that i found
The rainbow basher
The Car

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I'm actually thinking more or less in the ballpark of an actual car that Dipper/Alcor himself drives around in. You know, like the one Bill Cipher had in Weirdmaggeddon Part 1:

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Except something different.

4036740 Hmm...Okay, than for him I say something almost retro or 'cool'

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Eh, he'll probably have a convertible or something. And of course, Alcor being the kind of guy he is, he'll probably ask this:

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How about something along the lines of Bill Cipher's car meets Ghost Rider's bike?

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