Surprise Needs Your Help!

"Hi... Is this thing working?" *Clears throat* "Hello, my name is Surprise and I'm a Changeling. I love my new life, but I just feel... Empty, like something is missing... Don't get me wrong, I absolutely Love working with Pinkie Pie and I have my own little Family now. But I can't help but feel empty. Ever since I was welcomed to Ponyville, I've felt... Weird. I can't help but feel like I need to find them, and every time I think about it, I get sad. I've been trying to hide it from Pinkie, but I feel like she is going to figure it out soon... I need to find my Hive... But... I don't have a clue where to start. Pinkie has been really excited about a trip to her family's rock farm, and she said I could come... But I feel like it is going to make this feeling worse... So please... Can anypony out there give me anything? I don't know where I should look... Please help... Pinkie's calling me back to the kitchen... I need to go. But if you could give me a clue on where I should go, I promise I'll throw you a party... As soon as I figure out how this thing works..."

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[Spyblaze]

Hmmmmmm I have no idea if your “thing” is working but I have certainly picked up your message over the HiveMind. Which is weird since I am pretty sure that I was disconnected from it a while ago.

I am not sure about the best approach for your problem especially due to the lack of details about yourself, particularly how you got into this situation in the first place. But I will try me best to help a fellow Changeling out.

Pinkies family's rock farm does sound nice especially if you trust her but from my understanding rock farms are generally pretty lonely places. While going there would give you the opportunity to search more places for your Hive I doubt a Hive would be around that location. Not to mention that the Pinkies may not like it if you spend too much time journeying the area around you rather than spending time with them. It may be better for you to stay in Ponyville and search around there for clues if you have not done so already. Ponyville is prone to crazy events and the like so I am certain information will randomly pop up if you search around there enough. The Everfree forest is another good choice to find stray Changeling's as it is away from prying Pony Hives. Although I would only encourage searching there during the daylight hours and if you are very confident in your physical strength and abilities.

I think the first question you should be asking is if you know your subtype of Changeling. If you do not know that is. This can usually be told by your personality and in terms of physicality your colours and the emotions that you find most wholesome.

My Hivemind connection also seems to be phasing in and out with you. I am not sure when this message was sent. Sorry by the way if you get this message too late. Time however is crucial as it determines how wary you should be given the circumstances. If this is before the Canterlot Invasion, spoilers of your life then I guess. Then I think doing a bit of soul searching around Equestria may be good for you. In particular Canterlot's library has a good deal of readings that elude to Changeling's if you search in the right places. Maybe you can look around there and get some clues.

If this is after the invasion though then we may have some problems. Pony patrols are a great deal more prevalent and I would advise you to instead stay in Ponyville and hold up your cover. You could use Twilights Library for research she may have something. Having Pinkie Pie, an element of Harmony, on your side will certainly help with any potential problems. Now I may have crossed dimensional slipstreams with this transmission but if not then I am currently hanging out (SPOILER FOR PEN PALS) in Canterlot as one of Cadence's maids, Pony name is Spindle Weave by the way, so you can always see me and I will happily help out a fellow lost Changeling.

I feel your emptiness Surprise

Your fellow Changeling,
|*|Spin|*|

P.S. You may want to hunt down a pony by the name of Lyra. Supposedly she is pretty good with the supernatural.

P.P.S Do not give up in your search for your true home. While the Pony's may give you a place to stay and a new home discovering the truth about your Hive is the only real way to find closure. Good Luck!

[Shaded Changeling]

3895274 "Oh it Works! Thank the Queen. I was worried that nopony would answer and I would just be talking into this crystal thing like a madpony. What would I say if Pinkie found out? I can't think of anything and... Stay on topic, Surprise...
I'm sorry for how little information I gave, but I had to rush, but now Pinkie is looking after Pound and Pumpkin so I should have more time. I'm yellow, well, my wings and backplate are. One of my friends who's from the Love hive called me Mustard because of how dark my eyes were but when I got my name... I'm sorry I ramble when I'm nervous, and when I'm scared...
Pinkie invited me so that she could show me to her family, they are out of touch with most of Equestria and I thought it would be good since I'm now a part of Pinkie's family... After the whole invasion happened I had trouble gathering food since everypony was nervous and I got caught in Ponyville because I... UGH! Nerves...
I'm sorry for intruding on your Hivemind, I didn't know what this thing did. Though I know I'm not from any of the Hives that revealed themselves, even Acari was saying that she was shocked to see me.
Though why are you hiding? Celestia said that she was giving any Changelings that didn't follow Ceymi a pass. Weird...
I can try to find stuff in the Library, but I don't know how far back I need to look. I'm glad that you are willing to help me and I'll try to bake a few cupcakes for you... If I can manage to sneak into the kitchen at night so that Pinkie doesn't eat all of them.
I hope everything goes well for you Spin, or Spindle.
Now how do I turn this thing.... Pumpkin! Give that back!"

[Gargon94]

Hum, I don't know surprise. I will look around the multiuniverse and see if I can find any clues that you can use. I will let you know when and if I find something to help you.
Good luck!
Emperor Prince Gargon, 10th watcher of the multiuniverse

P.S. I am an Alicorn who is connected to the Shadow Hive hive network and is the leader of the hive. I have been in disguise as King Zulu for a while now.

[Spyblaze]

3895363 “Hooray we have a stable connection!
It's so nice to be able to talk to another Changeling since… well… actually I prefer not to talk about it.. but I have the feeling most Changelings want to rip my head off right about now.

I'm sorry to turn this conversation around but when did Celestia give Changelings a pass? And even more importantly who is this Ceymi character. If Celestia is more afraid of her than Chrysalis and her invasion of Canterlot than she must be one serious threat! Why has Cadence not warned me, do they still hate me, are they trying to protect me, ahhhhhh I do not know which is more threatening!

Still one problem at a time.. one at a time… one at a time... calm as Cara… phew okay all good. Back to your problems.

Congrats on being a part of Pinkie's family. I have no idea how you managed to pull that one off even with them knowing you're a Changeling. Makes sense though as from what I here Pinkie is always doing the most random stuff. Maybe we can meet soon and discuss our problems side by side.

Been ages since I last heard of Acari, that is if I am thinking of the same Changeling. I heard that Acari is really smart so if she has no clue to where you came from then I will probably have no idea. Yellow and Black would make for a really nice colour combination maybe if you give me more details about your physicality I might be able to sculpt you and with my new paint set I am certain I could get your looks pretty spot on more or less. That is if you would like that.

Back on topic if you have met with Acari then I am pretty sure you have done some searching around Ponyville and possibly even more abroad. In that case it may be best to go with Pinkie. Have a break, relax a little, while still keeping an eye out for things over at her family's rock farm. You never know what random things may pop up when you are with Pinkie.

Besides if you are friends with Pinkie then you must be friends with the other elements… right. If so maybe you can ask Twilight to do some research for you. That is if she is not out at some foreign Changeling Hive already. If that is the case tell Spike to send her a message to ask other Changeling's about Changeling's that match your descriptions. If you only got caught by Pinkie and still wish to remain discreet then you can always just ask Spike to do you this as a favour because you thought you saw a Changeling that matched such a description yet could not find any evidence of such a Changeling's existence.

You could always ask to join Twilight in her adventures as well if you really think it is time to discover your true identity. Wow that sounds so glorious… maybe I should find my true purpose now that everything I believed in has started caving in all around me.

Hmmm what other advice could I give… I know why don't you...”

“Tell Pinkie!”
“Woah!” *crash*
“Oopsie sorry I just go excited I couldn't help myself.”
“Who, what how, why.”
“When and Where, and trust me those two last points are the most important.”
“Wait a second… Pinkie!”
“Yeperoonie that's me. Hi to the audience!”
“Audience? I am only talking to one Changeling.”
“No you are not silly there are a whole bunch of fellow readers listening as we speak, didn't you hear Emperor Prince Gargon the 10th watcher of the mutiuniverse”
“Emperor… Prince… Gargon? And don't you mean multiverse”
“Hey don't shoot the messenger, but he did talk through Surprises Crystal doohickey”
“Well for the record no I did not hear him and more importantly *Whispers* and believably how did you get here”
“Oh that's easy I heard my name being called out over and over again and then noticed that their was a slip in the space time continuum and I just knew I haaaaaaaad to be involved so a zipped on in and bingbataboom here I am.”
“Oh my I am so sorry Surprise I know you did not want Pinkie to know I had no idea she could connect to...” *Pinkie puts a hoof over Spins mouth*
“Shusssssshhhh. Ok there we go I encrypted this message so Surprises Pinkie does not pick up on this message and whew just in time too one more mention of my name and we would have been goners for sure.”
“Can we get back on track here.”
“Chooo Choo I love Tracks but in all seriousness you have just experienced your first communication across the dimensional planes of time and space, that's the when and where if you did not know.”
“wait when did that happen.”
“you are doing it right now silly. Surprise and you live in completely different planes of existence commonly referred to as Parallel dimensions. Dun dun darrrrrrrn."
“Is that bad are we going to cause a rip in the spacetime Continuum and what if...”
“Nope it's all good, the bad stuff happens when physical matter passes through not mental waves like the Hivemind especially with the Crystal doohickey acting as a gateway, besides this is awesome it means we have created a crossover”
“...”
“well I guess not since I do not have the powers to do that… technically, Ohh look that face again again. Ohhh what about this one, and this and this.. "
“Pinkie!”
“Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss”
“Ummmm I have nothing really to say I just wanted you to stop that”
“All good besides I have something important to tell you, First off I am Spins Pinkie, Surprises Pinkie still knows nothing. Oh how she is in for a doozy, If only I could see her tail a twitchin now, Secondly I will keep this all under wraps not a peep from me never ever ever, I would hate to spoil things, Thirdly both of your universes are diferent so no more of that confusion stuff about what is happening I promise you everything is almost completely different… well except names and places, sort of like Equestria Girls”
“I feel a bit lost now”
“Not finished yet” *Pinkie singsongs*
“Sorry”
“and fourthly and most importantly my text is Pink. I Love Pink. ”
“Any advice for Surprise at least I did promise to help”
“Oh of course. Surprise cannot find his hive anywhere in Equestria because Ha you thought I would tell you here. You have been fooled like Discord on his 24th surprise birthday Woops almost spoiled the surprise now that would have completely ruined the doozy for Surprise and I certainly cannot have any of that.”
“That is a little bit mean. Surprise only wants to find home”
“Sorry Spindle, Can't play with the hands or is it hooves... or claws of the Shaded Changeling”
“The what?”
*Pinkie looks at her front left leg* “Oh no times up this comment is way too long, we have to end it now”
“But I still want to he...”
*Poof!*

P.S “I know what you are up to… and I love it! Well that or I am completely crazy but really what are the chances ”

P.P.S "And where is your review of the next half of the Shaded Changeling, Spyblaze looking at you."
"Well technically they are signed by Spin soooooooo"
"No excuses! Get on with it!"
"Sorry working on it, I'm no Razzy"

[Shaded Changeling]

3897428 "Pumpkin! Give it back. You're going to break it! Pound! Get down from there."
"Gaagooo da babu agaboo"
"Come down... Please... Mrs. Cake is going to kill me if she find out I let you near the... NO DON'T SWALLOW IT!"
"Ahh Gagaboo ah pbbbbtbtbt."
"Don't encourage him... Please... Just give it back. I need it. No Don't Drop it!"
*Clinking and scrambling. Followed by baby laughter*
*Sigh* "Okay... It's fine... Hello? I got your message... And this thing is covered in baby spit... I'm sorry, Pumpkin and Pound were..."
"WEEEE!"
"PINKIE!"
"Hi ya Surprise. Sorry about the twins, they managed to sneak away from me. But I got..." *Tail twitches* "Twitchy Twitch!" *Tackles surprise as a Box falls where he was sitting* "Whew. That was a close one." *Looks up at cabinet* "There you are Pound. Come down here."
"PBbbbt"
"Okay then." *Pulls plungers from closet and begins to walk up walls* "I gotcha!" *Grabs Pound*
"*Whispering* I had no idea she was there... how do I turn this thing off?"
"Who are ya talkin to, Surprise?
"NOPONY!" *Hides Crystal behind back, smiling nervously* "I'm just talking to myself... All alone..."
"Hmmmm...." *Squints at Changeling* "Okie Dokie Loki! I need to get Pumpkin and Pound back into the crib before something else happens with the two of them. Then I need to keep packing for our trip!"
"yeah... That...I can't wait..."
"oh... I know you are just going to love them! Which is great for you since you eat that. I can't wait to show you to my sisters! Marble and Limestone are going to be happy! Well... Happy as they can be. Maud will be there too, she's awesome! I can't wait for you to meet her! Maybe we can trade Rock Candy Necklaces? That would just be the bestest trip Ever! Just like welcoming you into the family!"
*Nervous smiling and chuckling* "Yeah... I uh... Can't wait to meet them..."
Oh don't worry your pretty little carapace, Surprise. We'll just warm them up to you being a Pegasus before we show them you're a Changeling. Nothing could go wrong!
*Gulps* "Yeah... Ha ha... Listen... Pinkie... I still need to pack... I've got a LOOOT of stuff I need to get together... Like uh... My uh... *Looking at ground* My... Toothbrushes! And uh.... Um... The Confetti!"
"Silly, I already packed the Confetti. And the Party Cannon, and the streamers and the rocks, and the cake, the plates, the cups, the hats, the blowers, knives, forks, spatula, *Deep Breath* And I've got enough leftover rock candy to help make you a necklace as well! OOOO It's going to be great!"
"Well uh... I still uh... I need to uh... USE THE BATHROOM!" *Dashes out of room before slamming door* "Phew... I was worried there... I... Uh..." *Squints* "Wait... Pinkie was with you? But... She... I ...?" *Reads transcript* "Oh... That makes more sense... And it was less me coercing my way in as much as... Falling on my face as a rabbit and happening to look like her Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmare... Though I love it! I uh... I'm sorry for almost... breaking the slipstream continuum... I'm glad you want to help... But I'm... Not really sure hwo much you know or even I know or how much..."
*Knock Knock* "Surprise, are you alright?"
"Yes Mrs. Cake. I'm just... Uh... Practicing talking to Pinkie's family..."
"Well... If you're sure..."
"Yeah..." *Whispering* "I'm sorry, I need to go, I don't know how much longer this thing will work for or how to even turn it off or... Anything really! I'm not even sure if you are getting this..." *Sigh* "I'll try to find everything... And I really need to go... Before I just ramble on because I'm almost getting caught speaking to somepony who doesn't exist in this world and... Oh Celestia! If Twilight get's her hooves on this! I need to hide it! I don't know where, but I need to hide it! Bye!"

[Spyblaze]

3897502
“Understood Lace I will get onto that right awaaaaaaaaa… oh no”
“Spindle What is it?”
“Oh ummm nothing, he he, nothing at all I just remembered I had to help… errrrrr. One of the Royal guards with something”
“Then why is your horn glowing yellow like that”
“wait what.. oh never noticed. Uhhhh what I meant to say is that it is a memory spell for Changeling's it helps us ummmmm remember things.” *Squints*
“I'll trust your word but do not make me regret it”
“Awesome got a go bye” *Spin runs out of the room only to notice a plethora of Royal guards all walking through the palace”
“no no no no no, where to hide, where to hide” *speed walking down the hallway (to not attract too much attention she searches for an empty room and spots an unusually dark room to hide in”
“Bingo” *she jumps into the room and locks the door behind her panting softly*
“Phew okay lets get back into this shall we. I was not expecting such a quick reply. To be honest I think you are right. These communications are becoming more and more unstable with each usage. Maybe the crystal thing needs some more power or something to keep it running smoothly? About things you are right with… I admit I do not think I can be of any more assistance. Especially now that we are dimensions apart. I think I was doing this more for my own sanity than anything else though and I'm sorry for it. I… lost my best friend recently and the entirity of my Hive and everything I had ever worked for… These communications were just a way for me to very.. I don't know.. important to somepony… I'm Sorry.

But I will not give up I will help you find your home and I will ummmm provide moral support?
*a lone tear drops to the floor*
“Sometimes simply being there to support your friends is enough little one”
“Ahhhhhhh”
“Apologies Changeling but it is you who stumbled into my domain”
“Look I can explain, just please do not tell Shining on me… or Pinkie for that matter”
“I hath listened for long enough and can see that thou mean no harm, I can see that thous plight is sincere”
“So then what will you do with me”
“I Luna, Princess of the night am simply here to assist”
“Really just like that”
“As we said thous… your plight seems sincere and we can see that whoever... you are talking with requires assistance. Besides I know the pain of losing a place you thought of as home and I will not stand for others to suffer the same fate”
*Whispers* “ok our problems are bad but I really do not see me turning into nightmarish monstrocity any time soon”
“WHAT WAS THAT!”
“I was just saying how wonderful it would be to have your help”
“Excellent then our side has been doubled! Now off to the Library so we can!...”
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“Hello… hello is it working”
“I believe it is Spindle”
“Thank the Queen, I thought Luna's screaming broke the connection for good”
“Do not doubt your Princess of the Night!”
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“Finally connection complete”
“Before we say anything more we would like to say… I'm sorry… for breaking the connection. Spindle explained the situation before our last connection and I was a little over excited to chart beyond which even the stars cannot reach”
“Anyway since then we have hit the books… hard in Canterlot Library to see if we can find anything of assistance”
“We also found the answer to your problems!”
“Luna!”
“Apologies go on”
“One particular ancient myth stands out among the rest. It mentions Gods of the Sun, creatures who could take in the Suns energy and use it for themselves. While Sun and Changeling's do not usually match your description does strike some sort of similarity. Well with the colours at least. But who knows it is an Ancient Legend, not even Pony in origin who knows how off the truth it may be”
“Besides Celestia would certainly know of mini Sun Gods… Wouldn't she… Or has she been hiding this from me too and if this is the case then where are my Mini moon Gods to control and rule over! Celestia!!!!" *and with that Luna flies out of the library at supersonic speeds straight towards Celestias private chambers*
“well I guess that just leaves the two of us.

“Ummm… on a more personal note, I hope you have a great time with Pinkie's family. It sounds like you are certainly going down that path. Also just for me... please hold onto your friendships. Do not let them get blasted away and leave you alone. You sound like a nice Changeling Surprise and I can see that you and Pinkie match. Even if you are constantly afraid at the moment. Cannot say I blame you, this whole situation is sort of freaky.

Just in case our connection really does cancel for good after this some other suggestions for after you have fun with Pinkie is to Do your own research, your universes library is probably better then mine for your case, Ask Celestia if you are not like me and want to run away every time you sense her near, ask other Changelings in high positions, maybe some ancient folklore may hide the truth, ask Lyra she knows her history and random facts or simply get Twilight on the case.” *Spin walks out of the Library towards Cadences room* “Anyway I have to get back to Cadences room before I am late or else Shining Ar...”

“SPINDLE!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Oh no Shining is going to kill me, Sorry gotta go, bye.

[Spyblaze]

3897502 “Come on… Come On… I can do it… almost there… Got it!..

whew… huh… huh… huh… just give me a sec here…
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Ok all good, aaaaaaallllllll goooood.
This is getting harder and harder to do. You know... this connecting across the multiverse thing. Phew I had to put a good amount of magic in to hold the connection and well I am sort of low on love energy at the moment. But I did it. For now at least. Phew.

I even made sure to be alone as well so we won't have anypony sneaking in on the conversation.

Anyway. Just checking up on you since you have probably gone to Pinkies by now, that is if our universes both follow the same timestreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaiiiiiaaaiiiiiiibzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Bing.
There got you back… sorry still a little faulty.

Where did you find this crystal thing anyway. I would have thought that it would have been locked away somewhere super secret if it could do this.

Moving On. I know where you can hide this from other ponies like Twilight. In your leg holes. If you hide it in there and change to a Pony form or modify your Changeling form slightly to cover that spot you can keep it hidden that way. I used to do it all the time back… home. Yeah… home sweet home.

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Come on you stupid horn, work Queen damn it. Wait Got it!
Oh ahhhhh... sorry about the language. I promise that I'm not usually like that. Things have been stressful. Nevertheless I couldn't stop thinking about our last message and how downbeat you were. Just so you know Pinkie will be there for you. I asked Cadence about her and she said Pinkie is one of the most trustworthy friends she knows. I bet the trip will be great, you might even have time to relax… well if the Pinkies do not overload you at some point. It may also be best to tell Pinkie your problems at some point. I do not think this message is going to last much longerrrrrrriiiiiiiaaaaaaaiiiiiiaaaaaa.. NO! NOT AGAIN! Just a bit more energy I can hold… I can do it. Huh huh huh phew

“Spin?… Uhhhhh What are you doing in the cupboard?”
“oh Cadence uhhhhh wellllllll I was just um”
“Come on Spin you cannot hide from ponies forever”
“what?… oh uhhhh yeah you caught me”
“come on out with you” *With a pink glow Spin emerges from the cupboard*
“Now go off and make some friends in your off time, I promise that you will be fine”
“But I really want to”
“OUT!” *and with that Cadence chucks Spin out of the room and shuts the locks the door behind her*
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hello… hello… Is this thing on. My horn is barely glowing any more ad I have no clue if you can hear me. I'm hiding in Luna's room. Ever since the whole mini Sun God incident Luna seems to have completely forgotten about me and now spends almost all her time harassing her sister Celestia for mini moon gods.

“Ba Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Oh my Celestia. Mini Sun Gods. That's brilliant”

*whispers* “Oh no do all of my conversations have to require somepony to interrupt”

“It all makes sense now. Vice Principal Luna is Celestia's sister, which begs the question of why I NEVER MET WITH HER!”

“Sorry but this is sort of a private chat so if...”

“Shut it. do you even know who you are dealing with?”

“Ummm wellll not really I guess”

“I am the one and only Sunset Shimmer and if this was so private than why does my latest fall formal crown keep relaying your puny messages”

“Wait you have been listening this entire time?"

“No but at first it came off as random static so obviously I got annoyed at some point and decided to fix it. Initially I got little tidbits of info but I guess I fully fixed it. Hmmmmm Now all I really wanted to do was listen in to the conversation and laugh at how pathetic you creatures are but now that I am forced into it I guess I might have some fun.

So to start things off… Surprise you need to pony up. Like seriously boo hoo. Little old me all lost and alone. You make me sick. You think you have problems try being stuck in a parallel dimension. Then you will see what real suffering is like.”

“Hey stop being mean to him!”

“Oh and look at you, little miss I'll help and be completely tossed aside. I heard enough of this conversation to see where its heading. Its all hey I have an idea… Oh wait I come from another universe and have no f****ing clue! Oh and the best part, the reeeeeeeaaaaaaal best part, is when the response is” *Sunset matches Surprises voice* “Not really sure HWO *giggles* much you know, he does not give a damn about you or any ideas of yours if you listened so just shut up.”

*slightly sobs* “well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.”

“Why thank you, what a lovely compliment. Oh and guess what.”

“…”

“Your little Sun God idea is complete garbage. Celestia already gave me that quest. I journeyed miles to complete her stupid little mission only to wind up lost and full of hallucinations. But you were just trying to get him lost in the desert were you. Letting him suffer so he can feel your pain. I can relate. You know what I think... I think you deserve the real sob story. The sob story about how pathetic your plans are to stop another’s sob story is” *laughs maniacally*

“Just get out of here!… please”

“ahhh but I'm the one powering this connection now, you may have noticed the lack of strain on your pathetic horn. Besides I think I know the answer to Surprises little problem”

“you… you… do?”

“Yep and the answer iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss….
"…"
"…"
"…"
That his parents were soooooo disgusted with the child that they had that they decided to paint him Pink to make him look better, they always wanted a girl. Buuuuuuuuuut they ran out of Pink so they used Yellow instead, but he still looked ugly so they threw him away and never looked back. So there you have it. That is why Surprise is yellow and all alone. Score one for Shimmer”

“Your despicable!”

“And you are both mutant alien freaks, case and point.
In fact about mutant alien freaks I still need to write up a plan that involves Sunbutt getting an ass whooping… maybe I will have my own army of mini sun gods… yeahhhhh. See ya looosers."

“Don't listen to her, you can do this, I am sure you can. Keep trying, Keep believing, Keep going… I believe in you.”

“Hey look at what I just found on YouTube. Like you would even know what that is but still I think it sums up the end of this message pretty well. Ha Ha Ha Ha.”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Sunset disconnected the link… sooooo…. Much… straaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn. Good Luck Surprise! Surprise as all with what you can do!

|*|Spin|*|

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P.S Any thoughts, Opinions or Comments made by Sunset Shimmer do not represent that of Spyblaze. Thankyou for reading this extensive response

[Shaded Changeling]

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Warning... Magical Output at: 1% efficiency.
Message corrupted..... Resuming from last known pass....
Compacting message now.

YOU MISERABLE CREATURE! You DARE ENTER MY REALM! Be lucky I did not find you or
Sorry... Sorry... Interference... got it... We're back
Thanks Shade....
No problem. Though I am curious how you found a Transceiver crystal in Everfree.
*Nervous chukle* Well I uh... Maybe I'll tell you... So how much did I lose? Should I just start...
Keep going, you were rambling for a while.
RIght... Well despite what Sunset Shimmer thinks. I do really enjoy your input and while I may not know if there are Sun Gods in Equestria. *Mumbles something incoherent* I may want to look into it... Maybe I could throw them a party! That would be amazing!
Stay on topic... THe connection won't last forever.
Right... Well, I am leaving for Pinkie's farm in a while and I might need to keep this...
No.
But Shade...
Don't you but me. I'll let you keep the crystal until you leave, but it has to STAY HIDDEN. Fiordic Mage-Tech is not something you want to mess with. No using it unless you are alone, and under NO circumstance do you use your own magic to power it. Just give it time to absorb the magic around it, shouldn't be too hard in this land of magical ponies.
Okay.... Well. I do really like the input and I'm glad to say that I consider you a friend. I hope you have the best of luck Spindle. and... Hey Shade? Can I send cupcakes through... *Slap* Ow...
You can if you let it charge, but no putting CUpcakes into the crystal until I say so.
Okay... I see your hoof is *Smack* What was that for?
*Grabs hoof* Sorry... Muscle spasms... ANyway the message is going to get cut off any...
Thanks-Spin-and-I-hope-everything-goes-well-for-you-okay-Bye!

Message transmitted.... Remaining Magic Out put.... 5% Recharging off of... Ambient magical flow.