Cabbage tries to Blend In · 4:43pm Apr 15th, 2016
It was Cabbage's turn to spend time with the Queen. He and four others were crammed in the back of the family SUV. Mother and Father were up front, no doubt discussing something important. Cabbage like to hear them talk. It made him giggle. And drool.
They drove by a Taco Bell. Cabbage stared out the window and noticed the great sign above the fast food restaurant. His eyes lit up as he stared at the cars lining up at the drive through. They had just exited the Taco Bell, with Queen Catherine already digging into her burrito with the gusto of a crocodile on a gnu. Cabbage was just now noticing. Cabbage had a short attention span.
Then, Cabbage had an idea.
One ball of green fire later...
"I reign supreme!" he cried.
It was a terrible idea and a terrible pun. There were many facepalms.
(or facehooves, depending on who reads this. This is an equal-opportunity, family friendly fic that thrives on silliness. I have no shame)
(this is kudzuhaiku's fault)
I just X-ploded with laughter.
The wierd part is the changeling on the photo jhas female eyelashes. That is the really funny part.
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what have you done?
Can I like a blog post? 'cause I want to give this one a like XD
3872271 For shame, kudzu! Why didn't you do it sooner?!?
haha, bravo good sir, you have served me up quite well with this one. Alas, this combo was too much for me. though I am hard shelled about this in good humor, or trying to be.
Cabbage is special
So very special he is
Because he is me
next the someone is at the door everyling hide scene!
Sonata Dusk approves!
Don't let Fluffle Puff near him.
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Cabbage: Noling here but us potatoes!
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i was thinking in a broader sense ie. frank tells them to hide ,deals with door and comes back to find all the changelings in the worst possible spots like a changeling standing on a table next to light with a lamp shade over his head one holding a sign that says "you can't see me I'm invisible" and other poor choices.
... People were looking weirdly at me in the store when I tried to reign in my laughter.
Cabbage is best changeling. I bet even Chryssie didn't have the heart to be angry at him.
I bet he always gets the transformations wrong, leaving his changeling parts sticking out. I can just imagine the family taking him bowling, he transforms into a changeling bowling ball and promptly tips over into his face.