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Scarheart


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  • 182 weeks
    Quick Update

    I do apologize for not getting the next chapter of The Light of a Candle out, but I've been preparing for the upcoming move and just haven't made the time to write. I've been debating on which perspective to go with and it's been kind of annoying.

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  • 185 weeks
    Chapter 20 Update (I promise, it's the last one)

    Chapter is now being beaten to death like the dead horse topics we love to argue over. Pick a topic, and I'll drag out the corpse.

    Should be out tonight!

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  • 185 weeks
    Chapter 20 Update

    3300 words so far. I haven't forgotten. There were some changes I wanted to work through for one of the characters. I was not happy with the original concept and decided to delve a bit into Greek myth for inspiration. I hope you like it when I do publish the chapter. It's not done. There's one last bit to do for it before I ship it off to my editors for ridicule. I do apologize for the delay, but

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  • 186 weeks
    Picked Up a Real Estate Agent

    And so it begins...
    The great house hunt of our time.

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Apr
15th
2016

Cabbage tries to Blend In · 4:43pm Apr 15th, 2016

It was Cabbage's turn to spend time with the Queen. He and four others were crammed in the back of the family SUV. Mother and Father were up front, no doubt discussing something important. Cabbage like to hear them talk. It made him giggle. And drool.

They drove by a Taco Bell. Cabbage stared out the window and noticed the great sign above the fast food restaurant. His eyes lit up as he stared at the cars lining up at the drive through. They had just exited the Taco Bell, with Queen Catherine already digging into her burrito with the gusto of a crocodile on a gnu. Cabbage was just now noticing. Cabbage had a short attention span.

Then, Cabbage had an idea.

One ball of green fire later...

"I reign supreme!" he cried.

It was a terrible idea and a terrible pun. There were many facepalms.

(or facehooves, depending on who reads this. This is an equal-opportunity, family friendly fic that thrives on silliness. I have no shame)

(this is kudzuhaiku's fault)

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Comments ( 12 )

I just X-ploded with laughter.

The wierd part is the changeling on the photo jhas female eyelashes. That is the really funny part.

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(this is kudzuhaiku's fault)

what have you done?

Can I like a blog post? 'cause I want to give this one a like XD

3872271 For shame, kudzu! Why didn't you do it sooner?!?

haha, bravo good sir, you have served me up quite well with this one. Alas, this combo was too much for me. though I am hard shelled about this in good humor, or trying to be.

Cabbage is special
So very special he is
Because he is me

next the someone is at the door everyling hide scene!:derpyderp1::derpyderp1:

Don't let Fluffle Puff near him.

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Cabbage: Noling here but us potatoes!

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i was thinking in a broader sense ie. frank tells them to hide ,deals with door and comes back to find all the changelings in the worst possible spots like a changeling standing on a table next to light with a lamp shade over his head one holding a sign that says "you can't see me I'm invisible" and other poor choices.:rainbowlaugh:

... People were looking weirdly at me in the store when I tried to reign in my laughter.

Cabbage is best changeling. I bet even Chryssie didn't have the heart to be angry at him.

I bet he always gets the transformations wrong, leaving his changeling parts sticking out. I can just imagine the family taking him bowling, he transforms into a changeling bowling ball and promptly tips over into his face.

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