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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 53 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 64 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 93 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 94 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 117 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Apr
11th
2016

I'm dying over here · 7:46pm Apr 11th, 2016

If you were a patreon, you would know why this is funny. ZOMG I'm gonna DIE. Can't stop laughing.

Scarheart is nutso.

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Comments ( 7 )

Oh god, this made my day.
Squees, dying of laughter.

I have my rare, rare, ...rare moments.

I detect sassiness...uncanny levels of sassiness....

I remember this when I was little! Oh the old days :pinkiesad2:

Now... replace every instance of "rubber ducky" with "Gosling."

I dare you.

:twilightsmile:

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