Dec
27th
2015
Evidence why Clopfics are not original... · 2:47am Dec 27th, 2015
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By MegaPone
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By callyoops2
Both the same, but the clearly better writer just made his own little adjustments. I'm calling him out to dinner to discuss this once he is able to afford the tickets.
I rest my effing case, ladies and gentlemen.
BUTT don't take dis seriously, lik? Ah mean youse still gonnas read dis sheet weather ah lick it or dot, so read awah mah bros an' hoes.
I is from da street, mon. Der street outside mah house. Tits cold tonight. Brrrr...
>inb4 b&
Clopfics aren't intended to be good. They're intended to get the cloppers of the fandom off. 'S in the title.
If a fic with clop in it is good, it most likely doesn't center around clop.
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I know. I just wanted to say something.
My girlfriend broke up with me and...now she's under my bed in a box. And I feel alone
I'll pump her back up tomorrow after I buy the duct tape.
3645102 And yet you have a vendetta against clopfics.
My good (English)man, you are the most byoutiful comedy.
3645115 orig12.deviantart.net/f724/f/2013/338/6/f/merry_christmas_2013__everyone__by_uniqueskd-d6wqvww.jpg
Well my dog looks better in his Santa Claus costume so your argument is invalid. So there, shut up. XD
3645116 Lel.
BTW has anyone ever told you you look like a dirty blond Bear Grylls?
3645120 I've been called many things, some of which I'm not allowed to put on here. Others I prefer to keep between myself and the doll that doesn't exist.
Also, piss off. Bear Grylls is a pussy. He has a camera team following him. What makes you think they're not giving him makeup for his episodes and shit?
If he was doing th whole thing on his own, no camera crew, just him and a cam recorder, I'd believe the man could survive. But no. I bet I could put him in a brothel and the guy could not even find his way out of a harlot's skirt.
And I absolutely apologize to all my female followers for talking about brothels. Especially with Bar Grylls in them.
3645142 Hm. Let's see here.
Grylls has served in the 21 SAS Regiment, became the 4th youngest Brit to scale Mount Everest and the all-time youngest to scale Ana Dablam, circumnavigated the British Isles on jet skis, broke the record for the highest open-air formal dinner party, crossed the North Altantic with four others in an unassisted inflatable boat, paramotored over the Himalayas, broke the record for the longest indoor freefall, climbed one of the most remote peaks in Antarctica for a charity, and explored the Northwest Passage.
Sorry, what were you saying about his ability to survive?
3645172 Forged certificates and files, bitch.
3645181 Right. Come back to me with logic, then we'll see who's going "OOOOOH".
3645285 I'm slightly drunk from Christmas Eve.
3645718 Not really, no.
It might also have something to do with the fact they seemed strangely similar to each other and the fact you've even commented on that story as well.
As if...you went there...for a cheeky peek...hmm?
Care to explain, Mr MegaPWNY?
(holds microphone right up to your lips)
3645756 That is (HIC!) none of your (HIC!) concern!
Answer the q...the...th-the-the...lemon squeezy...
ANSWER THE QUESTION, PRIME MINISTER OF PORN! (HICCUP!)
Did anyone ever tell you you look just like that guy from that movie I like from a distance? (slumps to the floor in a stupor)
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3645142 actually he looks almost exactly like BronyWriter. I should know. I've slept with BronyWriter. Not like that, you perv. At conventions we often room together.
3645285 I like MegaPone because it's more aesthetically pleasing.
3650214 Better drink my own piss.
3650214 Um, nobody cares if you sleep with the guy literally or not.
Also, whoop-de-doo you slept with someone in a convention room. I heard that's what friends usually do together.
Friends, I mean. Not 'friendlier than friends' friends. XD
3645756 Hey um...have I made any comments on your story at all?
I'm piecing together what I did the other night after learning today my drink got spiked with alcohol and I'm trying to clear up anything stupid or apologize for any rude comments I might have made.
And I saw this blog and I'm dreading what I've done. I'm thinking it was something pretty bad.
3650415 Oh...
I was expecting worse. I guess I actually keep SOME degree of sense under drink.
But I'm bringing my own drink to parties next time.
Thanks for the clear-up. I looked at the story I apparently was talking about. You write some weird stuff, but meh. It's your thing.
Okay, well thanks for filling in some gaps for me, mate. And if I have done anything wrong that you're not mentioning, please accept my apologies for those things. (bows politely)
3650453 My drink was spiked. That or there's more alcohol in blackcurrent juice than they say there is.