I had a dream about Jesus Christ. · 6:15am Dec 9th, 2015
I don’t know what’s up with these religious dreams of mine. After my out-of body experience, I now dreamt about Jesus and his apostles.
I was digging the ground, for some reason. I found a map. It was all dirty with mud, but it was legible.
The map had a marking on another location, so I went dug there as well.
As I shoveled at it, I started to reveal some bones. The interesting part was that they regenerated as I cleaned them up. Flash was growing on the skulls, the more I cleaned them up.
So, then I had a dozen or so bodies on the floor. I cleaned one some more and it came to life. It was just a regenerated head. The rest of the body was just bones. It spoke, “Oh, Jesus, I feel like I’ve slept for ages. I’m all tensed up.”
Than another figure came to life. It was fully regenerated. It walked to this talking skeleton, reaching inside and rearranging some bones. He said, “Go back to sleep, Paul.”
“Okay, Jesus,” Paul said and went back to sleep. Jesus went back to his spot and did the same.
I didn’t really know what to do with all the bodies, so I’ve put up an add on the internet that I’m selling them.
An inspector came and saw all the bodies. She accused me of killing them all.
I tried to explain to her that they were already there before, but she just picked up her phone and started calling the police on me.
Thanks, zombie Jesus...
Wow... Freakin' dead figures just gotta ruin everything
I'm a vivid dreamer like that too. It's amazing what complexities our dreams contain.
There's an excellent book by Alex Lukeman called What your dreams can teach you" .
When we dream about someone we dream about them because something about that person reminds us of ourselves. Our subconscious has no reason to talk to us about anyone but ourselves.
The symbols in our dreams are s there for a reason as well -i.e. The map, the bodies, ect. . And it's up to us to figure out when they mean.
3604503 3604510 If dead figures talk about me then that doesn't really bode well, does it? What if I'm a zombie also?
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Selling bodies online? Ok...somehow I'm more weirded out by that then anything else
[quotes]I’ve put up an add on the internet that I’m selling them.Oh it's just the corpses of Jesus and his apostols. Better sell it. Nothing unusual here... Nothin unusual at all
3604601 3604662 Well, what else was I supposed to do with them?
3605329 personally? I would have burned them, sate my pyromania for the day
I occasionally have weird dreams with celebrities for some reason, so far it has been Jamie Chan, John Davids, Brian Stokes Mitchell and someone else but I can't remember them right now.
That sounded like a lot of fun, but don't try to look for some hidden message or something. Do not look for a meaning where it is not.