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  • 4 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 5 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 5 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 8 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 10 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Nov
13th
2015

I Need Ideas on How to Offend and Disgust People Pretentiously. · 3:40pm Nov 13th, 2015

As the result of unmitigated authorly ennui, the full title (which doesn't fit on FimFiction) of an upcoming story of mine is A Story Within A Story, In That This Story Is About Several Canterlot High School Student Who Make A Bet About Who Can Pull Off The Most Outrageous Piece of Performance Art, But On Another Level It In Fact is A Piece Questioning At What Point Super Trampoline Will Draw the Line In His Quest To Disturb, Arouse, Provoke, and Upset

So question for you is: which Equestria Girls forground and background characters would be into this? And what would they do? What can be passed of as performance "art"?

And does pushing the limits of what the FimFiction Mods will accept considered an art form?

Here's a starter pack:


Comments ( 13 )

Rape is a good way to offend people, making fun of people's mental disabilities like ADD is another good one, talking about using and selling drugs to kids is a sure bet, making fun of holocost victims is certain to displease.
Are you talking about that kind of thing?

3539721 Well we're going for outrageous, so yes. But the question is, how can we pass it off as art?

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3539728 well.. If it's in a story it's considered art. If you created it it's art.
Just do it!

i would suggest looking at the ending of the Squid Plus One episode of Spongebob. it has a great performance art idea. I want to know if anyone had tried that before the episode aired.

3539737 To be honest, Stinky Sugar inspired me. I was thinking, man I feel like writing shit today, what sort of shit should it be, and then I was like, man Present Perfect is onto something.

Try being a TERF (Trans-exlusionary radical feminist). The feminists will hate you for excluding transgender people, the anti-feminists will hate you for being feminist, it's like the perfect storm of offending people.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3539772
I feel honored

3539943 Oh man, do you read the Fury Belle comic?

3540036
Nah. It never really appealed to me.

Sir, my screen is 2160 pixels wide, and the actual (actually spaceless) story title doesn't fit on it. :pinkiecrazy::rainbowwild:

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