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Crystal Moose


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  • MSpeciation
    Twilight Sparkle held her breath. After months and months of kissing, cuddling, and some very heavy petting, she could hardly believe it was finally going to happen. She and Chrysalis were going to take the next step in their relationship!
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    Good bye my friend

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  • 293 weeks
    Working on another fic at the same time...

    Inspired by Shakespearicles Starlight Fixes Anything, I am working on an anthology style fic of my own:

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  • 294 weeks
    As I am writing chapter 2...

    I am starting to wonder if I should bump the maturity rating up to mature.

    If it isn't mature, I am probably pushing the boundaries of it.

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Oct
23rd
2015

Early access · 6:08am Oct 23rd, 2015

Okay, so I can't directly link the story here, because it is mature.



It's a sequel to Speciation (also can't link here), and it is a mature fic involving what Spike gets up to the night of Speciation.

Comment below if you want access, and I will send a link.

Note that by requesting this, and reading it, you will be going to hell with me.

Report Crystal Moose · 605 views · Story: Speciation · #early access
Comments ( 20 )

Well, why not. I don't believe in hell anyways.

You're going to be publishing it, so aren't we all going to hell with you regardless?

You know, hellhound by association? That's a thing, isn't it?

3490432
Yeah, pretty much. This is just the fast-track option to hell.

3490445
Well... why not? I finished writing my Halloween fic, and I dunno if I'll get anything else written before my holiday starts in 36 hours, so....

Bequeath your ticket to Hell unto me!

Huh, how about that? For the first time in my life, I was wrong about something! None of us are going to Hell over this.







We're all going to Space-Hell! We're going to Hell in Space! In space!

...Uhh, Moose?

Write some clop for goodness sake! These stories can only get more outlandish and horrible from here! :applejackconfused:

Also that last line has probably earned you another pitchfork up yer butt.

3490461
Hahaha. I can't help but write these kinds of stories. And yes, they will get more horrible and outlandish. That's like, my M.O.

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As decreed by Space-Pope.

3490464 I dunno, after this the only way forward is into headless-rainbow territory.

You don't want to know what they do to people in headless-rainbow territory.

3490468
Well, I am trying to think what other species might exist in Equestria that could potentially be different enough to warrant another Speciation joke. I mean, the rest of them are pretty much mammalian, right?

Wait… I've got it!



















Breezies.

Let your mind ponder.

3490468>>3490469
Seriously, they reproduce Parasprite style, after they are squished.

Breezie: SIT ON MY FACE, FLUTTERSHY!
:fluttershysad:: Oh… oh my!
Breezie: DO IT!
*POP*
:fluttershbad:
Breezie (in stereo): Thanks, Fluttershy! We owe ya!

3490469 Naah, parasprites!

Actually maybe not, that could get horrific fairly quickly.

3490472
Lol, we are so on the same page here, it's not funny!

3490473 It's actually kinda scary, truth be told. Haha.

I'm already heading to pony hell, one more sin can't really do that much harm so sure, I'll take a link for a sneak peek.

I neeeeed it! For completion's sake, you know.

I can't seem to find it in your Drive, so send it over. I keep the filter on, so I won't see it in my feed.

Forgot about this story :rainbowkiss: It was too funny, gimme more nao :flutterrage: please:raritycry:

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