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This clop was going to be perfect...
5023413 the kind of clop i dreamed of since i was small
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Geez, I hope not.
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That would be awkward!
that was amazing, just as good as the perfect date one, love these so much!
So spiders then? Why spiders? Though, on it's face. Changelings not knowing how pony mating works is just silly. Hence this is a silly fic. +1
5023431 you ruined it we were going to duet the whole song but about clop
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Alas, I doubt we could keep it up for more than a few comments anyway.
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Haha, yeah. But as I said to Abcron when he brought that same question up, look at how well chrysalis did impersonating cadance. Me thinks changelings are not good at their job.
And spiders because... Well. Spiders. Lol
i.imgur.com/eHsxaU6.jpg
That one person with their genitalia in their hand, unable to get off.
I am sorry, one person, that I could not satisfy you.
Lol.
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Look at their teeth. Changelings bear a strong resemblance to arthropods, but their chelicerae are closer to arachnida than insecta.
Also ...spiders!
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The fic Derplicity suggests that they are actually very good at impersonation, but Chrysalis was acting on... less than accurate information (she just didn't know what went wrong...)
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Oh did I ever love derplicity. Such a great fic.
Though take the comics into account, and changelings really suck at impersonating.
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Well, that's true.
However, that is also what fanfic is for, so we can either a) come up with justifications for why they don't match our internal headcanons, or b) use their canonical lack of impersonation skill to write hilarious comedies featuring our favorite shapeshifting bug/spider/vamponies.
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I don't think vaginas are an external sex organ which can be held in one's hand. I'm pretty sure....
It's too bad changelings can't really shape-shift like Clayface. If the queen had that ability, then who knows how many clop-fics those two could have reenacted.
"Axe wound." Geesh. Next time, Chrysalis, stick to porn mags. You might learn something.
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True, the pegasisters need representation.
I suppose it could be re-written as "That one person with their genitalia in their hand (or their hand in their genitalia)"
...yes, this is exactly the kind of comment I expected I would end up leaving when I started reading stories about magical ponies.
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I do not want to see what Chrysalis would come up with if she got all her information from pony porn mags.
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Their WHOLE HAND in their genitalia? Well, that definitely takes it to the next level.
Moral of the story, if you are going to masturbate, don't do things in halves. Also, never trust Anonymoose to write clop, or you will end up bluepalped.
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Words to live by.
5023714 Aww. Spoilsport.
"Best kind!") What if Queen Clueless got hooked up with Spitfire from the Esle Ynopemos story "Spitballed". Miss Bug-alicorn would swear off ponies forever.
Forreeevvveeerrr...)
Hmm. I just has a wicked thought. (
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I am an eternal font of wisdom.
Chrysilas forgot that Twilight wasn't a changling and therefore didn't know what Chrysilas was saying
I like this story.
Funny at the end. 
The funny thing is, I just knew that it would end like that. It was too damn obvious... but that doesn't mean it wasn't absolutely hilarious.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
well it does smell pretty bad if you don't take care of it
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Twilight is too busy princessing to care about personal hygiene.
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but they're gonna get back together right
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If I can think of something that makes me laugh as much as this fic did, then sure, they might.
I still have to write the actual 'canon' sequel to This Date… Reprise.
You monster.
Marry me.
I fell out of my chair reading this, you are a beautiful monster. that is what you are
This is amazing. I want to be your friend.
Huh...so this was surprising in both good and bad ways. I mean, you don't come across bonerkiller material worthy of a chucklesnort that often. It makes terrible sense in a comedy of errors kind of way, but, personally, I think both Twilight and Chrysalis would do their research.
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It took me a while to parse that comment and get it.
Now I wish I hadn't
And this, kids, is why xenophillia is not as sexy as it sounds. You wind up like Chryssy, with a bad case of bluepalp.
Well, that was absolutely horrifying. Have a thumb and a like for that bit of biology that I'm going to bleach from my brain.
This. Can we has something messed up with Fluttershy and Discord. Cause brain bleach is for scrubs!
Such a troll! Also, this was hilarious! Poor Twilight, your pussy isn't a smelly axe wound.
Aww, talk about getting the ultimate cock-block by mother nature!
Interesting choice in spiders for changeling reproductive biology. Just thinking about it, I can imagine some rather funny scenarios around the concept:
A bedroom door kicks open hard and a changeling stallion storms out, cheeks blushing green in anger and retracting his pedipalps back into his mouth. His marefriend/wife pokes her head out after him.
"Aww come on! I'm sorry I laughed at them! ... Buzz?! BUZZ! You get back here and fertilize my eggs, right now!"
"WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND GET SCARAB TO DO IT IF YOU WANT 'EM SO BAD?!?!
Oh, but that last line,
That pretty much did it for me.
this was a funny fic to pre-read... just: start with a nice clop, getting hotter... then WTF
Yes.
This is good.
That is all I have to say.
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An abandoned idea for another fic I am working on was going to have Chrysalis eat her husbands after coitus.
Spiders are fascinating.
5024988 Indeed they are.
Well, you could still utilize the idea in some other form, that like spiders and praying mantis, changelings mares in general could be notorious for devouring their husbands/coltfriends, to which the vast majority of changelings insist is no longer common or accepted practice. Just an idea.
If you need any help or to discuss any of these ideas regarding changelings, know that I am always game.
FOR SHAME, ABCRON. FOR SHAME. :D
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I love the spider species where the female has no opening and the male instead just punctures two holes in her stomach to drop his seed right at her ovaries (or what goes for that in spiders). Evolution and its quirky quirks.
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Brilliant stuff, a perfect 3rd volume in the set!
Doesn't really need the Mature tag, though. Much more explicit material has sneaked in under a barely-Teen banner before.
This is the best one of these I've read today.
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Yeah, I always err on the side of caution. I wondered if I'd get away with the teen rating on this one.
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me and my pedipalps think that this fits better under mature
5027414 Lol... I could not stop laughing
I almost started to cry... Good one... Oh it was most funny considering. I don't read clop to get any kind of sexual pleasure. But I do like to keep a opened mind... Then I took note of how the story was built... It was drawn in like something that was going to become very pornographic... Then Boom!!! bombshell... It only made it worse when I took the time too read some of the comments... 
Anonymoose I mostly expect this to be another romantic fetish or romantic clop. But seeing as you played one over on your clop fiction fans shows you have a great sense of humor. Okay... Okay I can stop laughing now... *Clears throat* All in all it was a mean trick but a good one I give it a like... Keep up the good work on both ends...Shit sexual reference...
Oh loved the story...
I am Darker Shadows and I am always watching...
Huh. You know, when I said I wouldn't mind a third chapter, I was mostly picturing Luna trying to convince Chrysalis to go date someone else, given the way the last one ended.
Cross-species relationships are hard, I suppose.