I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
More exactly an unexpected epilogue to this blog. Seems the mods got the screencap guy:
Skijarama made a brilliant reading of my recent story Death and Taxes. Go, check it out!
Beware, science ahead.
Frequent Derpibooru visitors may have notice that after every Tell Your Tale episode, the frontpage gets flooded with pics. Well, one could say that's a proof that the title of this blog is clickbait (it is), since apparently there's a lot of activity in the fandom.
Well, yes, but actually no.
Since Sock and me got featured on Equestria Daily (again), I'd like to remind that I have some Sunset Shimmer fics that are probably not EqD-friendly:
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Today on the menu: Equestria Girls and Maltese cuisine.
... but we apparently had porn of this pony:
before we had porn of this pony:
Well, she was a bitch anyway. But someone may or may not write a fic in which she does funny things with pins.
Also, to be honest, the best pony of this episode was Maud 2.0:
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I liked Sassy. She controlled stuff, but that's what managers are supposed to do. She made the boutique successful, which was what she intended. She really did add to Rarity's presentation of the dresses. She has bitchy tendencies, but so does Rarity, and Rarity is still awesome. She's just a marketer, not an artist.
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Eeyup. Also, there was a moment when they were clearly trying to outham each other. And I like ham.
Btw, I'm totally not writing a fic with Sassy now.
The side/background ponies were awesome this episode, I loved watching the chat explode when the end of the episode happened.:rainbowlauh:
There's going to be a bondage clopfic between Rarity and Sassy, another clopfic between Telltale Heart and Starburst (Those are the names I've come up with for "Maud 2.0" and her energetic sister.), and clop stories or art of every single one of these ponies before the week is out (If it hasn't happened already.).
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Eeyup. I already see more fics getting approved now than in recent weeks. Bondage, you say? Sounds like a plan. The fic I'm totally not writing has some BDSM shades... Also, I'd add a fic in which goth pony/Moonlight Raven/Telltale Heart meets Maud. And maybe Tree Hugger for a good measure.
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Oh yeah. Also, if I recall Tank episode correctly, her photo was in the locker of someone in the weather factory. I'd rather not think about it too hard.
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I just looked at the "Canterlot Boutique" tag on Derpibooru...
...This fandom never fails to amaze me. Some of my predictions are already coming true.
Yeah I seen a porn pic of that big pony while I was looking to see if there was Sassy Saddles porn.
...The fandom can be very scary at times.