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I’ve been on an extended weekend holiday with the boyf in Amsterdam and boy howdy they should be calling it Slam-Your-Man-sterdam because we are having tons of gay sex like a coupla fags
Hey all! I really meant to do this earlier, but better late than never, and the fundraiser is still active and about halfway to where it needs to go, so:
Thank you all for helping me out back in May 
The support means the world to me, and thanks to your kind contributions I was able to go and visit my boy in Britain. I'll try and mock up a proper recap blog—though I am notoriously terrible at doing those, I don't think I've ever managed a proper recap blog for any of the various conventions I've gone to over the years. I guess there was
[9/8/15, 3:51:47 AM] Whyeouth: I had a weird erotic dream last night wherein I was DP'd by my dad and hitler
[9/8/15, 3:52:15 AM] Whyeouth: It was pretty fucking erotic, not that I'm gay or anything
[9/8/15, 3:52:24 AM] Whyeouth: *shifty eyes*
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Not sure if that's better or worse than having a dream about your dad being Hitler.
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3379357 >>>/derpybooru/
3379323 But Hitler did nothing wrong.
3379423
His perspective and composition left a lot to be desired.
So what are the logistics of this? Was he getting spitroasted with Hitler on one end and his dad on the other? Was it true, balls-touched-super-gay-bro Double Buttsecks? Another position beyond my ability to comprehend? Did the H-man wrap it before he tapped it? Was there lots of loving eyes and kissing, punctuated by whispers of "Tod den dreckigen Juden!", as the faint scent of charcoal and chlorine wafted by?
We need details, man. Details.
3379826 To paraphrase Meeester, it's [mature] when balls touch :3
I have had multiple dreams in which I performed oral sex on my father.
So, I wonder, have my parents ever had sexual dreams about me?
I know the feel. People on the internet have been calling my a faggot for years, how can hundreds of people be wrong?
And suddenly writing about a dick jockey doesn't seem like such a weird thing.