Aug
6th
2015
So, 300 (and 2) followers · 12:36pm Aug 6th, 2015
Wow, three hundred, huh?
Have to admit I dreamed, but didn't think I'd get quite that far. 
Still, three hundred people, and all for strange stories about pastel ponies. Madness if you think about it. Just pure madness.
OK, everybody saw that joke coming, but still. When's the next time I actually have a chance to use it? 
I'm planning a small one-shot to commarate the milestone, but its not done yet. Still, thank you all for helping me get this far. 
It was also awful enough that you are now on my "kick in the shin" list, along with sunnypack and Handyman. Hope you'll enjoy the company.
'Cause that's what happens to people who make awful puns. They get put on my shin list.
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I quite often wear socks in sandals, too, just FYI.
A big greeting to get these folks, bravo! May the next 298+ however many hundred more be far quicker.
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" (I love it when they make that sound) but I suppose that's alright too. Don't worry about that, though. I'm not fashionist.
I was hoping for something more in line with "Auugh!
Also, I think I might need some time off from this site, because after making that joke, I was seriously thinking about "blogging" something of my own for a moment. "How to Comedy 101, part 1: Wordplay and hypocritical humor." I think I could make an entire series of it.
"Part 2: Your References And You: How to Pop it, and when to stop."
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Phff.
You want to know who made a ton of pop-culture references, puns, innuendo, made up a ton of words and kept stealing every shiny idea that he could get his grubby hands on?
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What a piece of work is man, indeed.
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Just don't expect me to give you any rubs. Unless you're hot.
Oh yeah, by the way, part 3? "Dirty dirty dancing: Sex jokes and weirding people out for your amusement."
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OK, that one I'd actually read.
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Can confirm
Will read.
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Aw come on, no Shindler's List pun? For shame!
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I eagerly await your wisdom on this topic.
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That would have been a bit too much of a stretch. Not the kind of thing you can easily work into a decent joke out of context.