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Majin Syeekoh


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Jul
22nd
2015

I feel like the library is trying to tell me something. · 7:27pm Jul 22nd, 2015

But I can't quite put my finger on it...

Any help from the crowd?

Comments ( 21 )

One of those things are not like the others. :trollestia:

Uhh, something, something about breast feeding a child, child massages... and drugs and alcohol?

It's giving you the best parenting advice! :ajsmug:

"Don't Do Drugs, Kids?"

That doesn't quite seem right... :applejackunsure:

your pregnant?

How lovely! Breastfeeding child, raising child, but the best part? DRUGS AND ALCOHOL! :[ :{ Why...

Wtf XD You used your 100th blog well XD

Seen this kind of thing before; someone made a mistake with the call number.

...
Have you been reading up on Wumbo?

It's obvious, drink lots of alcohol when raising a child :moustache:

It's telling you to write a clopfic sequel.

The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding

That is a really thick book about how to let a baby suck on a tit. Like, really, it's not that hard.


3260577 First thing that came to mind.

TAKE DRUGS
KILL A BEAR

Dammit Spike, you had ONE job! :twilightoops:

No drugs, alcohol, or raping for you, Syeek.

It's saying the next time you get utterly shitfaced, you're going to get about nine months heavier. Over time of course.

creative family activities, drug and alocohol abuse
Family night at your place must be really interesting.

Child abuse from the mother involves a lot of drug and alcohol. That's normal. ( ̄ー ̄)//””

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