Oh fuck all kinds of ducks

My coffee maker just died.

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[Punk Rock Prom Queen]

I believe I shall take a page out of the flower trio's book for this. Ahem

The Horror!! The Horror!!

[kudzuhaiku]

3173907

I checked. It's not fucking hibernating!

If I had a gun in the house I would pump its worthless carcass full of lead.

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[TheOnlyOneWhoCared]

You seem mildly displeased, Kudz.
~TOOWC

[tana1100]

oh that sucks!

[kudzuhaiku]

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[PinkieLunaShy]

You know this happened to my brother and mom a couple years ago. My brother threw the thing out the window while yelling profanities at it. My mom just went to walmart and bought a new one.

This is why I don't drink coffee folks. Well mainly cause to me it tastes like crap.

[iakovl]

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[kudzuhaiku]

3174014

Drink crappy coffee, it tastes like crap.

Drink good coffee, it tastes goooooooood.

Most coffee makers don't get the water hot enough for good coffee, leaving the coffee bitter and gross. Blech!

[PinkieLunaShy]

3174028

My mom makes really good coffee, I just don't like it. I like smelling it, looking at it, making pictures with the foam, but drinking it makes me sick. My grandma tried to get me to drink Puerto Rican coffee that she made and it was the same experience.

[anunenka]

Coffee, not even once.

Unless we're talking raspberry mochas... then I'm all over it.

[kudzuhaiku]

It should be noted that I am polyamorous with m hot beverages. I like both tea and coffee... and have been known to have a mug of both sitting upon my desk at the same time.

[Jadedbun]

I love that line, I'd probably say the same if I had a coffee maker that just broke.

[iakovl]

i need wordz, word need coffee.... i will get the wordz coffee

[OminousBrony]

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Try a Frappe from McDonalds. I normally hate coffee but those have slowly gotten me to like it a bit. Mostly drink the Sweeter stuff. but even before then couldn't stomach coffee with sweetener and added flavors.

[kudzuhaiku]

3174247

I had a good french press. And a grinder.

The french press got smashed not too long before my divorce.

No grinder. No french press.

[MagicKnight55]

3174056
Well, this explains the lack of new chapters for The Chase.

For me it's pan-popped popcorn. All you need is vegetable oil, kernels, and a pan over medium heat.

One day I had the pan and the oil ready to go, but when I went to get the kernels, they were gone.

As it turns out, several ninjas from 46 different rival clans had temporarily united to obtain the secrets of my pan-popping prowess.

They stole my kernels.

I was... displeased.

After the exchange of witty one-liners and exaggerated posing we engaged in combat. There I found the tactical value of a hot frying pan full of hot oil when used in melee.

When I had... convinced them of their error, they were all too willing to reveal where they had taken my kernels, after which I let them go, with a stern warning to never return.

They have left me in peace ever since.

...
...
...

Actually, they were just moved to a different shelf.

[kudzuhaiku]

3174300

Chase chapters are coming. I am dealing with some raw bits and getting them presentable.

Er, but not at the moment. There is about to be a new chapter of The Weed though!

[PinkieLunaShy]

3174280

Mm, I've had one of those. The band I play with went to McDonalds after a competition. I still didn't like it but my friend did so I gave it to him. There was just enough caffeine to keep me wired for the rest of the day.

I can't hold my caffeine. At all.

[Midnight Musashy]

No...coffee...
This is a crime we cannot forgive the typos for...
I will have a word with the hardware programmer for coffee.
Typos are not allowed in code files.
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
void main ()
{
char char1 = 'a';
cout << "press 'Y' to end all typos " << endl;
cin >> char1;
if (char == 'y')
kill (typos)
else
cout << " you did not hit Y, you love typos... \n \t Exterminate " << endl;
}

I dunno...

[iakovl]

coffee is on the way....

[richfiles]

I don't drink coffee, so I know not the horror of... this?

[Remmy4warlord]

3174028
I like a touch of coffee with my cream and sugar.........