• Member Since 2nd Sep, 2014
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eLLen


She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

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  • 381 weeks
    See Ya!

    It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.

    So here's the haps!

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    12 comments · 1,997 views
  • 389 weeks
    I've Been Waiting To Post This

    Last call for alcohol.
    Last call for your freedom of speech.
    Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
    Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
    It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
    and a jigger of formaldehyde

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    21 comments · 761 views
  • 392 weeks
    Super Scientific Pretty Princess Poll!

    Answer this poll! :raritydespair: http://www.strawpoll.me/11489036

    My senpai, Stiggy, wants to find out who best princess is! Please partake in this vital research!

    But you better not choose Luna. I've got my eye on you. :trixieshiftleft:

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    10 comments · 731 views
  • 393 weeks
    I wonder if my new avatar will give the wrong idea...

    I like it purely for the irony, I swear! :raritydespair:

    ...Aaaand maybe for her looks. :twilightblush:

    18 comments · 666 views
  • 406 weeks
    You Think You Know What Fabulous Is?

    You know nothing. :duck:

    Just when I thought my sexuality wasn't questionable enough.

    9 comments · 620 views
Jun
10th
2015

Public Nudity 'R Us · 8:45pm Jun 10th, 2015

New story out, but I personally doubt you haven't seen it yet (it's literally been at the top of the featured box). Nonetheless, here's the official announcement.

The sequel you've all been waiting for...

Report eLLen · 2,834 views · Story: It's Just Anatomy! ·
Comments ( 10 )

Haha! Dangly bits!

Please don't pay any attention to that one idiot in the comments section.

I'm loving the way things are turning out already, and I'm looking forward to seeing how things develop from here on out.

3137741 No worries. I found him more funny than anything. Glad you like the story!

3137719
I see you noticed that Big Mac tag as well.

Not an unsalvageable situation there, RD. Just say "Hey, umm, sorry, this beach seems like... err... pretty weird. I just checked it up on the web and it didn't seem to be, umm, special. Let's go somewhere else?"

:ajsmug: Sugarcube, I wouldn't mind, but Rarity seems really upset about this.
:raritycry: This does not bother me at all! Maybe we should leave before you start spouting some conservative bias about free expression
:ajsmug:Ah dare you to go down that beach
... :twilightsmile:

I am enjoying the story.

It is killing me that I let the hater plant the idea in my head and now I can't imagine any depth to a Pinkie or Shy arc.

Trying to convince friends that nudity =/= sex makes me remember sitting around almost naked with one of the friends who I least thought would ever be in on the idea and all it took was slowly roasting half to death in a dorm-room with no AC and safety windows.

3137741 I agree, if someone doesn't like it then they can go elsewhere. Theres plenty of people enjoying the story, including me :pinkiehappy:.

What happened to the story? It's gone :(

3165435 Two recent blogs explain what happened.

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