Twilight Clopple and I have a surprise for you.. · 11:04pm Jul 19th, 2012
Hi guise. So, a few things before we get to the surprise,
#1: I'm sorry for the lack of a new story! I've been realllly busy lately and now that school is coming up I'm probably going to get even busier :l but I'll try to fit in some time to get a new story out!
#2: I'm sure you are all familiar with the whole Howard Stern situation and all I have to say on it is there is no way that little bitch (pardon my french) is getting loved and tolerated by me! I can only love and tolerate to a certain extent.. but come on. Howard Stern is an exception.
Alright now to the surprise!
TWILIGHT CLOPPLE WROTE AN EPIC RAP BATTLE OF MLP!!!!
She didn't want to post it on her FimFiction because she didn't want anyone to think that she's copying the guy who came up with the whole idea even though her rap battle is original, but I still wanted to put it in a blog post and show you guys, because its really amazing c:
Aaaand here we go,
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLPPPPPP
APPLEBLOOM
VS.
DIAMOND TIARA
BEGIN
Clean up, cause this rotten apple just got plucked
Why don't you make like a tree, Bloom, cause you're about to be bucked.
See this tiara? Means I'm the queen of rhyme
I'd insult your half-wit brother, but who's got that kind of time?
Heard you went to magic, to get what even Derpy can
Not even Twilight Sparkle can zap this apple out of a jam.
The talent show? When the curtain closed on your chances?
Its not something you can fix with French and tap dances.
What's uncouth? Your lack of vocab is scary
Why don't you ask your friend, Bloom, heard she's a dictionary.
It's Appaloosa here, no intelligence to be sighted
I'm having a victory cute-caneara, and YOU'RE NOT INVITED!
Must be the season, cause this Bloom's about to grow
Drag ya through the mud, give ya a new talent show.
Fill y'all up with apple pie wait for your plot to thicken
Forget Scootaloo, Tiara's how you REALLY call a chicken.
Ah'll have you hog-tied and branded, and when Ah've cornered you
Call in Applejack to this rodeo, and we'll turn this ribbon blue.
You're gettin' robbed, check your piggy bank for more
You're payin' me in bits and it'll be more than 4!
Dissin' on mah family? Ah knew ya would
We're in the flank-buckin business, and business is good!
I'll throw you away, this crabapple gone sour
You may be Bloom, but you're just a wilted flower.
Back to the orchard, hillbilly Blank Flank!
Now we all know it's not just your show that stank.
You're a few apples short of a bushel, especially Granny Smith
I might wave when I see her, but it's not her I'm laughing with!
Your slimy apple cider? Too country for this pallette
Not even your little coverup can hide your lack of talent.
My dad may be Filthy, but my rhymes are squeaky clean
Can't rap against the Barnyard Bargains corporate machine!
You probably can't spell, but you better take a note
Leave, before I shove my Silver Spoon down your throat!
You're out of rhymes, and Barnyard Bargains is outta stock
We've got trees, you've got diamond, and paper beats rock.
Ah may be a blank flank, but Ah've got raps that'll scar ya
Tall words for a pony who's talent's wearing a tiara!
Ah've got zebras on the line, mix you up a brew
Ah'll chop up this diamond and make a 40-karat stew.
Ah've done karate, hang glidin', I can beat you by a mile
Ah'll teach you the ropes, Tiara, rodeo style!
Ah'm the real rap queen, let me show you how
Ah'd wait to beat ya, but AH WANT IT NOOWWW!
Ah'm Pinkie's assistant, ya'll don't wanna make her mad
We'll try her special recipe, but you'll just make baked bads.
Hate to take ya away from your filthy rich communion
But you're in our country now, and it's the Apple Family reunion.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.
(actually you can only decide who won)
LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT!
TC also wrote another rap battle between ___?____ and ____?____, would you guys like me to post that one too?
Hugs for everypony! Bai!
I really liked it. I honestly think Applebloom won this one.
It was an interesting rap battle. I would say applebloom won but, the fact with that i hate D T might have something to do with my decision. Tell your sis that she did a good job and an original has every right to be posted, if haters gonna hate, let them, the rest of us will appreciate it.
Aw damn it! I am in a pickle! The both of you were pretty good!
That...is pretty awesome.
That was really good.
AppleBloom just dropped the mic afterward, gave Tiara the stare, turned and walked off the stage like a boss.
Seriously. I saw it happen.
Very good. TC, I award you one of Church's bits. Do be careful with it, as my supply appears to be dwindling.
Looking forward to your next story AB! I will patiently await its arrival.
Applebloom win.
Onto the next rap battle!
Applebloom, no contest (the *shudder* cupcakes reference
did it for me)
Haha, funny!
I read it out loud to a friend, and he laughed as well.
Personally, I think Apple Bloom Won.
As for another Epic Rap from TC, I'm game...
Syn3rgy
PS: I await in anticipation for what you come out with!
Where's enigmaMystere?
(s)he has to see this!
Applebloom won, no contest.
Ab won, hoofs down
Automatic win for Applebloom--Diamond Tiara loses by way of being Diamond Tiara.
That was very well done. Kudos to your sister! I'm assuming she knows you put this up, right? Never mind that's a stupid question
--she'd find out by now anyway.
And no rush when in comes to getting that next fic out--pretty much everyone here is no stranger to that thing which loves to get in the way that we call Life. And don't mention school! It's too early to be thinking of that! The summer is going to last forever I tell you!!
...this is actually quite well done.
probably better than the one i had already finished...well done, miss clopple... 
239531 TC says thank you:) and she's sure your next rap battle will be great!
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applebloom vs. diamond tiara. obviously not the same lyrics, but the same, regardless. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png
actually, this kinda was my next battle.
239550 she actually found out that it was going to be your next battle earlier, and now she feels really bad about it :l
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and that they are both unique enough to be considered separate. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
tell her not to feel bad. hers is really good, and i'm fairly certain that mine is alright enough that others will like it.
Applebloom had the best lines. Then again, we all hate Diamond Tiara.
As for the Howard Stern thing, just never mind that guy. Sorry you had to see that crap, cuz it's nothing that any decent and honest news station would talk about. Well... what new sation IS honest or decent?
Can't wait for your new fic
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Oh my god, you're a genius (well, your sister wrote it, but... well, direct that remark to whomever was the creative designer)! This was hilarious!
Nicepeter is the muse, I presume? Or Epiclloyd? Because that's exactly how it felt to me. This is equal to and perhaps surpassing the quality of theirs.
Apple Bloom won.
and don't worry about howard stren, Bloople. he's a brony now
Apple Blook definitely won that one.
That was pure, unbridled internet.
Also, WHY CANT I FAVORITE BLOG POSTS?
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lol wut?