SO THIS JUST FUCKING HAPPENED

I WAS LOOKING AT THE FRONT PAGE THEN I SEE THIS

Then I checked back five minutes later and as it had already dropped off the features box

Comments

[thelaidbackguy]

3058508 why for?

[Distorted Flare]

3058508 But you have a sex story?

[Wand3r3r3]

3058998
3058911
And mister Alcatraz. I'm really sorry, again

[Distorted Flare]

3059350 Don't be sorry just give some reasons as to why you thought the story was bad. You have every right to express an opinion but make sure you back it up with an actual opinion so people do not just think you are hating. If you had put forward an argument about the Feature box being fucked or Clop being an easy genre to get featured then we could have had a debate. Don't feel like you are being bullied into saying sorry because that is not the case at all. Any good writer is always open to criticism.

[Wand3r3r3]

3059410 I didn't think it was bad. I took the time to read it and liked it, of course (because clop IS easy to get featured, from what I've observed).
And I know he puts plenty of effort into his stories that ALLOW him to get there, but so do I. I know for a fact that I'm not the smartest person here, and I intentionally leave out some perfections because of the prose I love to use...
Actually, I guess I answered my own question there

[Alcatraz]

3059447 Not to sound condescending, but Distorted's right. Don't short change yourself when you know you can do better.

[Wand3r3r3]

3060239 What do you mean 'short change'?

[Alcatraz]

3060277 Basically to purposefully underperform

[Wand3r3r3]

3060359 But, I really do do my best for my work...

You're not insulting me, are you? Or am I just worrying too much again?

[Alcatraz]

3060813 You're worrying too much

[Wand3r3r3]

3060844 Or did you mean, for me to think these very, foolish things? That you would hate me because of something like this?

[Alcatraz]

3060853 I couldn't hate you

[Wand3r3r3]

3060857 You're certain? You're really sure?

Five minute features are best features.