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Alcatraz


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  • 26 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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  • 33 weeks
    Soon~

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  • 35 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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  • 50 weeks
    Clop story update

    As I mentioned in my last post, I wanted to write some more porn for the first time in years to try and get my creative juices flowing. Well, it seems to be working!

    Two and a half weeks and nine-thousand words later, I'm really enjoying how this story is turning out. Hopefully I'll have it finished, then edited and published by the end of October.

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  • 53 weeks
    Story update time!

    So, yeah... I haven't written much for TEP in over a year, but not without good reason.

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Mar
29th
2022

Monster Hunter is such a time sink · 2:16pm March 29th

200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

Playing Monster Hunter Rise has just been an absolute grand old time from my early days of playing Monster Hunter Freedom Unite on the original chonky PSP (which I still have along with all my game data the charging port fucked itself because the pin broke off).

Between World and Iceborne which I picked up because "Hey, I remember that game, I'mma go give it another try" AND I FUCKING OPENED UP PANDORAS GODDAMN BOX' with all the kid memories of fighting dragons and wyverns with my beloved weeb stick and now that the Sunbreak DLC has been announced probably don't expect many updates from me for a while, but that's not to say I won't at least try to get out something before Sunbreak drops and I become some kind of recluse that hisses when his bedroom curtains are pulled open to reveal chip packets and energy drink cans strewn everywhere.

But in any case, right now my main goal in base Rise is melding a full stack of every single decoration possible in the game completely regardless of whether or not I'll need it since the longsword has always been my go-to weapon, which honestly has taken me the 200 hours I mentioned.

The skill ceiling on this game is so insanely high I'd put it in the same league as the Souls games in terms of difficulty to learn and get the hang of, because you will get your ass handed to you by every monster you fight.

But, I digress.

I'm gonna finish crafting all possible armour decorations so I have everything I could need for when Sunbreak releases in a few months, and once that's done, then I can put it on the back seat for a little while to focus on my stories which I desperately need to work on.

The Monster Hunter series, especially World and Iceborne, are absolute fucking masterpieces.

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Comments ( 5 )

Time to sink many more hours into hunting monsters.

*chuckles in Elden Ring* uh, yeah. I know the feeling.

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*Laughs in Monster Hunter because I need to fight the same end game big bad elder dragon literally half a dozen times to get a part that has a 1% drop rate*

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I know that feeling, i played MH4u, double cross, MHWI and now rise, it suee is fun as well as time comsuming. Just do what you gotta do and find fun. Writing i think its supposed to be fun for the writer, and if people like it the better

Reminds me of having to refight Akantor some 30 times in a day just trying to get a single gem for a sword upgrade I didn't even end up needing.

May as well call gems forbidden candy.

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