The Brat Speaks! · 3:46pm Apr 17th, 2015
Baby Lickety Split here, steal Paradise's journal! Me not happy to see you all, because you not as pretty as Baby Lickety! I am star of all shows in Ponyland, me! No one else is pretty as Baby Lickety, no one else as cute! You just jealous you not Baby Lickety, that why you all always mad at me! I do nothing wrong!
Me teach all ponies who were mean to me lesson! Me mix up batch of funny stuff in bottle Megan leave here called 'hyper-lax", and put it into milkshakes of Paradise, Surprise, Daffodil, Fizzy, mama Lickety, and Vanilla! Baby Lickety not know what in that 'hyper-lax', but they all chocolate fountains now! Choclate coming out not taste very good, though. That teach them not to be mean to Baby Lickety, yay!
-Baby Lickety Split
Ohhhh, Baby Lickety! I can't believe she, she.... I HAD A DATE TONIGHT I HAD TO CANCEL! When I get my hooves on that brat, I swear I'll, I'll....
.... oh dear, Girls! Are the rest of you okay?
-Paradise Oaisis
The brat has spoken… and now I'm scared I'll have nightmares.
I think we need to have a talk with her and her mother. Laxatives are not something you monkey around with. Ignorance or not. Sabre has half the mind to arrest the little... *Cough*.
-Aurum
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Vanilla, are you ok?! I can't believe she put that stuff into our milkshakes! Are ou dehydrated?
ohhhh, Lickety Split had better discipline her brat! 
2990942 I'm fine now, thank you. And yes, she better teach her daughter a few lessons on manners, or a lot of lessons for that matter!
APRIL 17, 1987 - MANEHATTAN:
- Babs Seed, multi-entertainer and Manehattan resident whose early morning coffee included hyper-lax formula. Babs is also the co-founder of the Graceland Embassy, an Elvis memorabilia museum which is in Manehattan.
- Apple Bloom, multi-entertainer and professional associate of Babs Seed. Bloom came to Manehattan on this day to discuss with Seed plans for music videos for their musical contributions of the year.
During this period of time Babs and Apple Bloom are recording artists for their family's Sweet Apple Records, which they co-founded after leaving WEA in 1982. They won't be such artists for much longer than that though...
No wonder every filly's bathrooms had powerful fecal smells everytime I walked nearby this morning. I'd suggest those affected should visit a doctor and go to a pharmacist for anti-dehydration salts.
2LT. Bronze Shield.
I always knew she was a little turd, but I didn't think she would make it poetic. Seriously, that kid has mental problems.
*gag* Fine, thanks! So you think you're prettier and better than me, huh? Let's see how pretty you look once your "favowite dwess" is covered in stinky pistachio pudding stains!
~Surprise Song
Why, that little... Ahem. I must... Remain... Calm...
Excuse me, I seem too feel a bit woozy. Please allow me to lie down.
-Sweet Stuff